The Corupted Wish Game

[Simian]

granted, now you have to read it 50x

i wish shonen jump is released here at holland (in real life shops (not web))

[Redfuzzy]

g/ but its the crappiest translations ever

I wish I had Tae-Kwon-Doe tomorrow

[Arhazivory]

granted, but you break a leg and totally mess up your fur. Mrs. Squirrel becomes embarrased and disowns you and Arhazivory hunts you down and break your other limbs because you made her sink into depression for having fabulous hair.

I wish redsquirrel's post count would stop catchng up to mine (Go do homework you fuzzball)

[Redfuzzy]

granted I pass you and go do my spanish homework

I wish I was a moderator

[Arhazivory]

granted, but Blud fires you because you only moderate the Boredome Zone.

I wish I knew how one becomes a moderator.

[Mikessc88]

Granted... but you forget

I wish I had some pizza right now

[Arhazivory]

granted, but it's covered with flies and cockroach. (Hehe)

I wish this customer would stop complaining to me (Get a life lady!)

[Redfuzzy]

granted she calls your manager and you get fired for posting on the job

I wish I was a global moderator and key destroyer of narutard threads

[[Cross]]

Granted, but then everyone leaves and you are left by yourself.

I wish manga releases were never delayed by the author.

[DECK]

granted, now you have to read tons of manga(neverending)

I wish to be super saiyan with MS when I get mad