The Corupted Wish Game

[Mister Death]

Granted, but they send you to heaven where you are trap in a 10 by 10 white room without anything to do.

I wish for Zoro to fight Himura Kenshin.

[Ekess]

Granted, but while they are fighting Kenshin bites Zoro and they both die from AIDS Kaoru then falls in love with Tornado. lol...

I wish i had a bigger hard drive.

[Simian]

granted but it's full with virusses.

i wish i get back to hell

[Ekess]

Granted, but when you get there you are pardon and sent back to earth to cause hell in the mangashare forums.

i wish i had a good anti virus

[thsv]

Granted, but you fail to read the small print in the terms and conditions. Have a guess who's committed to paying $250,000 a year for the next 100 years on an watertight contract

I wish streetbum would use his forum name in the irc

[Simian]

Granted, but because the server isn't working (again) (no offence here!).

I wish i wasn't evil 100% pure evil

[thsv]

Granted but there must be a balance. Chuck Norris is now unable to punch his way out of a wet paper bag.

i wish that my 360 arrives before i go on holiday

[Ekess]

Granted but its stolen by Mr. Death on the day you do go on holiday

I wish that Santa looses his naughty and nice list so he wont know or all my evil deeds and i get some gifts

[Mister Death]

Granted, but he gives you gift to some other person and accidentally give you doll and doll clothes.

I wish for three thousand.

[Ekess]

Granted, three thousand thumb tacks under your foot och...

I wish it was not so f*cking cold.