The Corupted Wish Game

[DFX]

Granted but they're corrupted.

I wish it wouldn't snow.

[The Ama]

Granted but it becomes unbearably hot.

I wish I could create astromic wallpapers.

[DFX]

Granted, but they're horrible.

I wish I had two dollars.

[thsv]

Granted, but thanks to hyperinflation its worthless

I wish I could go back to sleep

[DFX]

Granted, but you stay asleep for the rest of your life.

I wish I could jump 1000 feet.

[pandaofthebamboo]

Granted but u can only do it when u close your eyes and spin around randomly not knowing where you are going.

I wish i used to shit solid gold.

[thsv]

No you don't. The pain would be unbearable. Have you not heard of tearing?

I wish pandaofthebamboo hadn't made such a nasty wish

[DFX]

Granted but he made an even nastier one.

I wish I had x-ray vision.

[bowserpat]

granted
but you lose your normal vision
I wish I had wings

[FrozenIce]

granted, you had wings on your previous life

i wish that i could stop time to do some fun stuff for fun o,o