The Corupted Wish Game

**Perverted Pirate** · 10-20-2008, 02:27 AM

Granted/ But it was a free field trip to a special brewery where there's free chocolate, booze and easy and willing women.

I wish i will be able to get up for school tomorrow, my alarm goes off in 3 hours o.O

**shin-chan** · 10-20-2008, 05:39 AM

granted, u dress up...the magically fall asleep
wish i had coffee...

**REDXIII** · 10-20-2008, 09:08 AM

granted,but u turn out to have high allergy from drinking coffee
i wish i was on a beautiful beach

**viciousds** · 10-20-2008, 03:52 PM

granted, but there's an active volcano right next to it
i wish i wasn't so sleepy

**Perverted Pirate** · 10-21-2008, 12:40 AM

Granted: but you can never get sleepy again and can no longer sleep which seems awesome but eventually drives you to boredom, then misery and then finally, death.

I wish I had my own harem of young women.

**viciousds** · 10-21-2008, 02:29 PM

granted, but they are all ugly young women
i wish i had a really cool bike like a honda or yamaha

**Perverted Pirate** · 10-22-2008, 12:45 AM

Granted but you save up for years and avoid all luxuries and then on your first time out running you crash and end up a vegetable being kept alive all alone in a smelly ward.

I wish I actually get a good lunch tomorrow