The Corupted Wish Game

**Neliel** · 10-04-2007, 11:29 AM

Granted, you have no gas though.

I wish I wasn't ill

**Archiel** · 10-04-2007, 01:20 PM

Granted but you now have to look after everyone that is.

I wish that those bastards (remain anonymous) would start paying me again.

**gdupninja** · 10-04-2007, 02:59 PM

granted but now they pay you less

i wish i didnt have to write a 3 to 5 page essay

**bushidodude** · 10-04-2007, 04:27 PM

Granted but now you lost both arms and you still have to do the essay just not "write" it.
I wish I could have more time.

**Neliel** · 10-04-2007, 05:24 PM

Granted, but you spend all the time with yourself. Which makes you bored and depressed.

I wish i graduated highschool already

**Grimmjaw6** · 10-05-2007, 01:56 AM

Granted, but you suffer amnesia later that day and get forced back to pre-school to start again.

I wish I was involved in an anime-like adventure in which I am the comic relief with surprising talents.

**bushidodude** · 10-05-2007, 06:54 AM

Granted but you die a horrible death to bring the seriousness back to that same anime.
I wish my teacher would give me my A instead of making me do homework and attending stupid lectures.

**Grimmjaw6** · 10-06-2007, 03:46 PM

granted. your teacher returns your large foam novelty A glove. as for your grades you fail.

I wish I had a cake.

**yuugaoambu** · 10-14-2007, 02:53 AM

Granted. But it's made of mud and smells so bad you can't be close enough to it to actually taste it to find out what it's made of.
I wish my vacation was longer.