The Corupted Wish Game

[Sangaz]

Granted but you slip on breaker red's ice cream and fall off a curb drowning in a 2 inch deep puddle

i wish i had a furry tail

[Grimmjaw6]

granted. but you get shipped to china and mistaked for a plump juicy dog.

I wish I could afford this months rent

[Neliel]

Granted, but once you get the money you get robbed.

I wish i was able to dream what I want.

[Sangaz]

Granted but you develop insomia

I wish i couldnt spell fudge with my GCSE results

[Grimmjaw6]

granted, you lose the ability to spell. LOL

I wish my cat wasnt currently biting my face off

[MountainLionLink]

GRANTED !!!

However, your cat is now bitting your face on.

I wish I could use the force to make people choke to death like Darth Vader. Only they really don't die and some guards drag the "dead" body away, redresses them, and send them back to the command center as a new person.

[Grimmjaw6]

granted, but everytime the new person comes back they get more annoying and pointless.

I wish I had chocolate milk sandwiches

[Archiel]

Granted but you are now also Lactose Intolerant

I wish I could get my ex HD to work and it had all the stuff it had on it before

And MLL; you've been watching too much Robot Chicken to come up with that sort of wish,

[Neliel]

Granted, but it turns out that it have all disappeard for some reason.

I wish I was 18 years old

[Sangaz]

granted but your only 18 in dog years

i wish i had i lighter that worked