Granted. You eat (Insert your favorite food here), but its poisonous.
I wish I was a wizard.
Granted, but you suck at controling your power/magic(or whatever!) and end up killing yourself xO
I wish I can return from the dead...(well, I died getting my previous wish granted...)
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Granted, but now you're Mr.Deaths bitch. Aah sweet freedom. Thank you
I wish I didn't have to finish typesetting Double Arts 6
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Granted, but you don't comprehend the vast knowledge given to you and your mind implodes.
I wish I once ruled the world.
Granted you rule the world for an hour and are then assassinated.
I wish that the manga I'm reading wasn't so butchered when it was made an anime.(can this be corrupted?)
Everything I Learned In Life, I Learned From CLAMP
11. The most powerful people are alcoholics.
23. Tokyo Tower is, more than likely, the source of all evil.
29. Torture and mind games are just another way of showing you care.
Granted but now you are dead.
I wish i could drink some coffee right now.
Granted, but a lot of people hate you know.
I wish I could eat some puppies right now.