The Corupted Wish Game

[Wolverine]

g/ but you will have to explain to the cops why you are directing traffic with no clothes on in the middle rush hour.

I wish had something funnier to wish for

[Phizzie]

granted but everyone starts laughing and you dont know if they're laughing at you or with you, resulting in your paranoia.

i wish for world peace (and no aliens to come to invade us lol)

[trebay57]

Granted, but Hilary Clinton is in office. :laugh Wish you had that time machine I wished for earlier.

I wish I could teach a lion to eat tofu.

[trebay57]

Granted, but you still got owned. Here you go. :rofl

I wish I could be part of a heist.

[Wolverine]

g/ but everyone dies cause its so boring and then come back as zombies and the mole people rule the world

I wish i ruled the nation of mole people

[Wolverine]

g/ but everyone else in the forum has the same pics with their username on it

i wish i could go back i time and see if p.diddy would have been as famous if BIG didn't die

[trebay57]

@mbre2004: Here you go.

Granted, but then sometime in the future, a fat, incredibly ugly man's Sean John shirt disappeared on national TV, due to P.Diddy not being famous enough to afford to make his own clothing line. The world's longest chain puke reaction in world's history shortly followed.

I wish for a new DS game.

[Wolverine]

G/ but you get the game "Tiddlywinks Extreme - 'stick your thumb in or die trying'"

I wish to know who really killed JFK

[trebay57]

Granted, but the wish maker mis-interpreted the meaning of JFK for Jolly Fat Kids, so he simply said, "The candy man, their carefree attitudes, and lack of exercise."

I wish I knew everything they put into a hot dog.

[trebay57]

Granted, but your house was at the bottom of the cliff, and everyone who became your slaves were suicide bombers. Wham, boom, straight to the moon.

I wish I had a shirt that said how I really was on it.