The Corupted Wish Game

[Ninjastik]

granted, they run out of their "infinite battery source" while you're 300 feet above the ground (50 feet supposedly kills you)

[trebay57]

Granted, but your tuner messed up and replaced your front AT wheels with powdered donuts, so when you quickly came down for a landing after cruising on the Wing Road, your front wheels crumbled and you skidded on your face for a good quarter of a mile.

I wish Michael Jackson reverted back to his original non-bleached, fat nosed self.

[trebay57]

*crickets*
:luffy

That's messed up. :laugh :laugh :laugh

[Ninjastik]

granted but he still has a fetish for little boys and has set his eyes on you O_O

i wish these words were visible

That's my wish (between the coloums)

[angelic_error]

granted you know see in inferred and become blind



i wish for a glue gun.

[Ninjastik]

granted but it's perma-stuck to the back of your head...metal side first...
i wish for world peace (ROFL yeah right, giant donut pl0x)

[angelic_error]

granted you wore kidnapped to mexico after receiving it to clean their laundry and make drugs.

[Ninjastik]

you need a wish to ask after you corrupt one... saying that, i wish you would corrupt this wish then ask another one that's less corruptable.

[angelic_error]

granted you sigh after seeing it



i wish my computer didn't mess up

[Ninjastik]

granted. now it doesn't turn on and your room has been sealed and your only portal into the public world is by fixing your computer and asking for help...

i wish i knew what i was doing but i don't