I saw a thread like this before somewhere and thought it could bring some humor here.
That if you're middle initial is D. you'll be the luckiest motherfucker in the world as long as you don't meet anyone else with a D. as their middle initial.
That Cherry Blossoms are the new penicillin
that Okama's are more of a man than me and you.
If we work together we can come up with at least a thousand of these, so be creative (something I am apparently not) be funny (Again, not my forte) and keep 'em coming!!