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    This Machine Pwns n00bs Amargo Deathscythe's Avatar
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    The Chuck Norris Game

    this game is based on the ridiculous things people joke and say chuck norris can do. rules are simple just say something larger than life you think chuck norris can accomplish

    example: When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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    Veteran Member Himura Battousai's Avatar
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    God didnt create Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris created God.

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    Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick Jesus so hard in the face that he wouldn't have another cheek to turn.
    ಠ_ಠ

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    chuck norris has abolished the periodic table of elements because the only element he excepts is........the element of suprise
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    I am the KING of the bleachtards *period*
    no one can tell me otherwise
    anyone can challenge me
    thats just one more NOOB i'd be glad to PWN

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    This Machine Pwns n00bs Amargo Deathscythe's Avatar
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    jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land

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    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
    Last edited by Shijima; 10-11-2009 at 10:32 AM.

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    Philopolemicist Itsu's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Amargo Deathscythe View Post
    jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land
    =3

    Love that show.
    ಠ_ಠ

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    Senior Member Shinhan's Avatar
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    Chuck Norris counted to infinity.............twice

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    This just in.

    Thousands of people died in Africa because Chuck Norris killed them with his smile!

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    This Machine Pwns n00bs Amargo Deathscythe's Avatar
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    chuck norris can blow down a straw house, a stick house and abrick house at the same time

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