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    The durnk Chronicles

    Alright before this shit gets graveyarded n shiet, before all that, remmber this is a thread for some fucking drunk stories, fuck yeah!

    Alright, now that that's settled, lets get to my story, shit yeah!


    Spoiler!




    EDIT: Alright, I'm on sober mode now, feeling like a champ too! Anywho, i put the story on spoilers because you know, it could offend someone.

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    inb4 graveyard

    Yo dawg, pretty sure you just made this thread. Search function nigga...
    Dickriding. Because I appreciate it!
    Spoiler!

    "Truth"
    Spoiler!

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    ɹǝʎʍɐן Я I Hand Banana's Avatar
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    lol funny story.

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    Drunk [JUiCE] Gimme your keys your too drunk to drive gimme the keys man

    Quote Originally Posted by Calcifer View Post
    Got to be Shinhan for me, He dickrides the mods like there's no tomorrow.

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    juice is kinda drunk again when he wrote this.

    look into my eyes juuicy
    What's up Motherf*ckers?!...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calcifer View Post
    inb4 graveyard

    Yo dawg, pretty sure you just made this thread. Search function nigga...
    Yo dawg, dis right hurr is different aight? Dis be da OFICIAL drunk stories n shiet, anyone can contribute and we can all share our laughs, aight? aight.

    lol, really though, I know I've made a thread before, but that thing got deleted lol. This here is the Official Drunk Chronicles, therefore, anyone can join in on the fun and tell their tales. Also, i would correct the title, but it's funnier like that.

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    lol funny story.
    Sir, it is an honor to know it has made you, Hand Banana, laugh.

    Quote Originally Posted by Chris200 View Post
    Drunk [JUiCE] Gimme your keys your too drunk to drive gimme the keys man
    Bro, seriously, the first thing that came to mind when i read your trick-ass comment.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GofX6...eature=related
    ^ That whole beginning part where Caine starts to trip out. That my friend, is you.

    Quote Originally Posted by wwdotcom View Post
    juice is kinda drunk again when he wrote this.

    look into my eyes juuicy
    You think so bro? Or is that just an educated guess based on "facts" you seem to have stumbled upon?
    Lol on the pic.

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    ɹǝʎʍɐן Я I Hand Banana's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by wwdotcom View Post
    juice is kinda drunk again when he wrote this.

    look into my eyes juuicy
    Oh fuck you man . For a minute I thought I was drunk. Had to rinse my eyes and look at the pic again to double check. I gotta use that.

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