The durnk Chronicles

[[JUiCE]]

Alright before this shit gets graveyarded n shiet, before all that, remmber this is a thread for some fucking drunk stories, fuck yeah!

Alright, now that that's settled, lets get to my story, shit yeah!

Spoiler!

So ok, man it was a crazy as night. We hit a few clubs and get our dance on and a few drinks. I get some head out the back, it was awseome. THEN, we hit this place called the Wing Factory, and IT WAS PACKED with bitches, it was so awesoem. Everyone drinkin, having a good time, tryin to be mack daddy n shit, it was awesome. So we was chillin right? And these cholos are like, tryin to talk shit to us, and us, we've seen this happen many times, they can't hold their shit down, so it was okay, we ALLOWED them to talk shit to us, we just agreeed n crap like that. It was gettin on my nerves, dude was like, "if you fuck with me, i'll fuck with you and your family" and Im like..yeah yeah it's how its supposed to be. You know, drunk shit talk. So then it gets on my nerves and i go to my friend n go, yo man imma go inside, this faggot is pissing me off, I'm not looking to go to jail tonight, so I don't want to fuck his ass up. So i go inside and go to the pisser. I wash my hands, go out all ballin, shake some hands, hug some bitches, and I go outside and see these two dudes getting arrested, blood on the floor everywhere, shit was insane! Turns out this other dude didn't have enough patience and just went on that stupid drunk guy, and then some other dudes weretryin to start shit, basicallly, these cops were busy the whole night. We went inside and had a ton of shots, and I DRINK ALOT, but my friend drinsk more than me, so it gets late and i decide to talek them home, fuckin friend of mine puts th e widnow down and pukes, I wa slike...what hthe fuck? Dude we drank the same! adn I'm feeling fucking good!!! And he was puking his brains out, man, good thing i told this chick that was with us to not look, she's at my restroom as Im typing this, "refreshing" and well, I gotta stop this paragraph here cause I got shit to go down on, and maek that hoe go to town.

EDIT: Alright, I'm on sober mode now, feeling like a champ too! Anywho, i put the story on spoilers because you know, it could offend someone.

[Calcifer]

inb4 graveyard

Yo dawg, pretty sure you just made this thread. Search function nigga...

[Hand Banana]

lol funny story.

[Chris200]

Drunk [JUiCE] Gimme your keys your too drunk to drive gimme the keys man

[wwdotcom]

juice is kinda drunk again when he wrote this.

look into my eyes juuicy

[[JUiCE]]

inb4 graveyard

Yo dawg, pretty sure you just made this thread. Search function nigga...

Yo dawg, dis right hurr is different aight? Dis be da OFICIAL drunk stories n shiet, anyone can contribute and we can all share our laughs, aight? aight.

lol, really though, I know I've made a thread before, but that thing got deleted lol. This here is the Official Drunk Chronicles, therefore, anyone can join in on the fun and tell their tales. Also, i would correct the title, but it's funnier like that.

lol funny story.

Sir, it is an honor to know it has made you, Hand Banana, laugh.

Drunk [JUiCE] Gimme your keys your too drunk to drive gimme the keys man

Bro, seriously, the first thing that came to mind when i read your trick-ass comment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GofX6...eature=related
^ That whole beginning part where Caine starts to trip out. That my friend, is you.

juice is kinda drunk again when he wrote this.

look into my eyes juuicy

You think so bro? Or is that just an educated guess based on "facts" you seem to have stumbled upon?
Lol on the pic.

[Hand Banana]

juice is kinda drunk again when he wrote this.

look into my eyes juuicy

Oh fuck you man . For a minute I thought I was drunk. Had to rinse my eyes and look at the pic again to double check. I gotta use that.