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[Rokudaime Sennin ™]

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[Rokudaime Sennin ™]

Thsv, i know what you said, but can we plz give it a shot, if there's any probs, you can either moderate or delete. Plz Plz Plz. Maybe sticky it. Thank you. And I promise not to tell any1 about your ten years old girlfriend.

Spoiler!

Naruto 496: Kisame Takes the Stage! By: Prediction Junkie
Read Next Chapter Sequel
Naruto 497: Kisames ill Fated Promise!

Naruto: Those rods are so hugeeee!
Bee: Thats the arena your gonna fight the Nine Tails...Those Rods is the things that is gonna contain the Kyuubi.
Naruto: ???
Bee: Ill explain then. Our village has made a breakthroughs with trying to seal the Hachibi...We tried everything and we happen to made this. Thos rods will keep crazy amounts of chakra in that certain arena so the kyuubi has noway to escape.
Naruto: Ohhhh...But how am I suppose to fight the Kyuubi if the Third Hokage from my village couldnt?
Bee: That is true but we also have another breakthrough we made. *Smiles*
Kisame: If this kid harness its power than he'll be unstoppable...Just taking out my leader alone puts me at a disadvantage since the perfect Jinchurricki is here. *Should I wait*
Might Guy: Hoooyy Naruto! Are you sure you want to go through with this? You already have enough power to defeat the leader and there was no one above him?
Naruto: Your wrong..
Might Guy: ?

Naruto: ill talk later about that with everyone but first I cant have no delay.
Yamato: Hey Guy-Sensei? I have a seat up here with Bee-sama.
Bee: Come on and chill up here wierdo with the speedo.
Guy: *I felt this presense before* Ill be right up there.
Bee: Naruto we gonna stay far back from you so goto the middle of the arena.
Naruto: *Jumps off the benches and land in the middle* Hoyy! Now what?
Bee: This is the fun part dettabayo kid.*well for me to be in the middle ages ago it was fun for the Brother-neechan*. Wait let me put my sword down first.
Yamato: Wierd looking sword...*Is that sword of the seven mist ninja I saw in the bingo book*.
Might Guy: Hmph..*Konoha Senpuu*.
Bee: Dude you kicked my sword?
Yamato: Naruto get out of there!
Naruto: I saw this sword before? *Naruto starts to poke it with his kunai*
The sword starts to throw up and a monster comes out
Naruto: Ewww.*Naruto starts to barf*
Might guy is seen coming in and throws Naruto out of the way...
Might guy: Come for a rematch have we?
Suddenly the sword starts to stretch back to Bee...
Kisame: *Shit without it I wont be able to take the jinchurrikis on* How about we fight at a different location?
Yamato: Guy we have to report this...Akatsuki has infiltrated the island!!!!
Bee: Chillout I brought him here...He seemed powerfeul so I thought he could be a dummy to Naruto harnessed powers.
Yamato: Idiot...Im going to report this! *Starts to make a wood clone*.
Guy and Kisame seem to head to the other side of the arena
Bee: Naruto were wasting time..let the wierdo handle him....Then he presses the button on the control panel.
Naruto looks around as the rods starts to electrify around him...
Bee: The special thing about these rods is they automatically seperate the will from the cakra so you and the nine tails will have a fair fight.
Naruto: Wait! I have to hurry and summon the scroll! *Naruto summons it and the frog knows whats happening so he releases the whole seal*!

This is a PREDICTION not a spoiler

The room automatically turns black and the rods power starts to fade awayy.
Yamato: Shit!
Bee: Dont worry...The Massie amounts of chakra in this room is blocking any type of light.
Yamato: YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! MASSIVE AMOUNTS???
Bee: I heard in your report Naruto went 8 tails in your village and survived but guess what?
Yamato: What?
Bee: If he had the scroll power with the seal in his body then....
Yamato: ?
Bee: The kyuubi wouldve took down the whole country in minutes!
Yamato: *And the full version one is in this cave alone with us*? This is dangereous!
The chakra in the air starts to burn Yamato skin...
Yamato: Shit! Mokuton: Chakra Barrier no jutsu
Bee: Its cool for me...Im used to this type of chakra...
Bee arm starts to burn alittle
Bee: *Even I cant handle chakra form this Bijuu, Come on Naruto you can do this*.
The lights seem to come back on and Guy and Kisame seem to be in awee while Yamato and hidden in his barrier and the sword seem to be having orgasms.
Kyuubi: IM FREEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naruto seem to be in a 9 tail cloak
Naruto: Amazing! Lets see If Sage mode works with this!
Starts to cancel his kage buushin at the frog mountain..
Bee: WTF??? Hes becoming something new??

Next time on Naruto: Naruto mixes Sage mode with full power Kyuubi mode and is starting to become something else!

I thought it was pretty entertaining.

[Riceman]

lol look like naruto like huge rods

[Yondaime123]

If this turns real it'd be pretty cool.

[thsv]

Thsv, i know what you said, but can we plz give it a shot, if there's any probs, you can either moderate or delete. Plz Plz Plz. Maybe sticky it. Thank you. And I promise not to tell any1 about your ten years old girlfriend.

Spoiler!

Naruto 496: Kisame Takes the Stage! By: Prediction Junkie
Read Next Chapter Sequel
Naruto 497: Kisames ill Fated Promise!

Naruto: Those rods are so hugeeee!
Bee: Thats the arena your gonna fight the Nine Tails...Those Rods is the things that is gonna contain the Kyuubi.
Naruto: ???
Bee: Ill explain then. Our village has made a breakthroughs with trying to seal the Hachibi...We tried everything and we happen to made this. Thos rods will keep crazy amounts of chakra in that certain arena so the kyuubi has noway to escape.
Naruto: Ohhhh...But how am I suppose to fight the Kyuubi if the Third Hokage from my village couldnt?
Bee: That is true but we also have another breakthrough we made. *Smiles*
Kisame: If this kid harness its power than he'll be unstoppable...Just taking out my leader alone puts me at a disadvantage since the perfect Jinchurricki is here. *Should I wait*
Might Guy: Hoooyy Naruto! Are you sure you want to go through with this? You already have enough power to defeat the leader and there was no one above him?
Naruto: Your wrong..
Might Guy: ?

Naruto: ill talk later about that with everyone but first I cant have no delay.
Yamato: Hey Guy-Sensei? I have a seat up here with Bee-sama.
Bee: Come on and chill up here wierdo with the speedo.
Guy: *I felt this presense before* Ill be right up there.
Bee: Naruto we gonna stay far back from you so goto the middle of the arena.
Naruto: *Jumps off the benches and land in the middle* Hoyy! Now what?
Bee: This is the fun part dettabayo kid.*well for me to be in the middle ages ago it was fun for the Brother-neechan*. Wait let me put my sword down first.
Yamato: Wierd looking sword...*Is that sword of the seven mist ninja I saw in the bingo book*.
Might Guy: Hmph..*Konoha Senpuu*.
Bee: Dude you kicked my sword?
Yamato: Naruto get out of there!
Naruto: I saw this sword before? *Naruto starts to poke it with his kunai*
The sword starts to throw up and a monster comes out
Naruto: Ewww.*Naruto starts to barf*
Might guy is seen coming in and throws Naruto out of the way...
Might guy: Come for a rematch have we?
Suddenly the sword starts to stretch back to Bee...
Kisame: *Shit without it I wont be able to take the jinchurrikis on* How about we fight at a different location?
Yamato: Guy we have to report this...Akatsuki has infiltrated the island!!!!
Bee: Chillout I brought him here...He seemed powerfeul so I thought he could be a dummy to Naruto harnessed powers.
Yamato: Idiot...Im going to report this! *Starts to make a wood clone*.
Guy and Kisame seem to head to the other side of the arena
Bee: Naruto were wasting time..let the wierdo handle him....Then he presses the button on the control panel.
Naruto looks around as the rods starts to electrify around him...
Bee: The special thing about these rods is they automatically seperate the will from the cakra so you and the nine tails will have a fair fight.
Naruto: Wait! I have to hurry and summon the scroll! *Naruto summons it and the frog knows whats happening so he releases the whole seal*!

This is a PREDICTION not a spoiler

The room automatically turns black and the rods power starts to fade awayy.
Yamato: Shit!
Bee: Dont worry...The Massie amounts of chakra in this room is blocking any type of light.
Yamato: YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! MASSIVE AMOUNTS???
Bee: I heard in your report Naruto went 8 tails in your village and survived but guess what?
Yamato: What?
Bee: If he had the scroll power with the seal in his body then....
Yamato: ?
Bee: The kyuubi wouldve took down the whole country in minutes!
Yamato: *And the full version one is in this cave alone with us*? This is dangereous!
The chakra in the air starts to burn Yamato skin...
Yamato: Shit! Mokuton: Chakra Barrier no jutsu
Bee: Its cool for me...Im used to this type of chakra...
Bee arm starts to burn alittle
Bee: *Even I cant handle chakra form this Bijuu, Come on Naruto you can do this*.
The lights seem to come back on and Guy and Kisame seem to be in awee while Yamato and hidden in his barrier and the sword seem to be having orgasms.
Kyuubi: IM FREEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naruto seem to be in a 9 tail cloak
Naruto: Amazing! Lets see If Sage mode works with this!
Starts to cancel his kage buushin at the frog mountain..
Bee: WTF??? Hes becoming something new??

Next time on Naruto: Naruto mixes Sage mode with full power Kyuubi mode and is starting to become something else!

I thought it was pretty entertaining.

What? It wasn't enough that I ignored people posting fake spoilers in the discussion thread? You had to open up a seperate fake spoiler thread? Am I going to have to come round to your house before you pay attention to my instructions?

Phixion you [censored] stop laughing!!!