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    Sick Church To Picket The Funeral Of Ronnie James Dio

    A sickening religious cult are planning to picket the upcoming public memorial service for Ronnie James Dio.

    Metal Hammer are both sickened and outraged to learn that a Baptist church are planning to protest at the funeral of Ronnie James Dio.

    This disgusting plan from the Westboro Baptist Church, who have already made a name for themselves in the States through their homophobic hatred and picketing of funerals, is advertised on their website’s schedule (which carries the url GodHatesFags.com).

    These mis-informed, ill-guided, moronic fuckwits wrongfully accuse Ronnie of Satan worship and encouraging violence of every form, in a post filled with hatred and ridiculousness.

    Should you wish to read the post in full, we’ve provided it at the bottom of the page. Just be aware that it carries enough bullshit nonsense within it to make Gandhi want to kick off.

    Blabbermouth report that this Kansas-based cult last year filed a legal brief that confirms that they “believe it is their duty to protest and picket at certain events, including funerals, to promote their religious message: ‘That God’s promise of love and heaven for those who obey him in this life is counterbalanced by God’s wrath and hell for those who do not obey him.’”

    There isn’t a word in any language that sums up these low-life scumbags so we’ll stick with this one – cunts.

    Here is their ‘brief’ in full:

    “WBC to picket this public memorial to remind you who worship that old Serpent, Satan, that your time is very short.

    “You know 67 year old, Satan-worshiping (or at least one of their enablers) Ronnie James Dio (of showing his devil horns to the world each time he goes in public) Black Sabbath fame is dead, right? We’ll be there!

    “Just because the chances of any of God’s elect being amongst this group of heavy metal sycophants is slim to none does not mean they should not get some good words.

    “Yes, it is true that Ozzy Osbourne did “accidentally” bite off the head of a bat, but THAT is the least of their sins (little nasties!), they currently do not do that, but they throw raw meat to the audience and encourage violence of EVERY FORM!

    “Here you have the list of admitted sins of this now dead and in hell pervert:

    “1) He hates his neighbor(s) starting with Ozzy Osbourne, and continuing down to his pornography star niece Gen Padova!

    “2) He hates God. Pay especial attention to the fact that he changed his original sir name from Padova to Dio, which means God in Italian.

    “3)Ronnie the simpleton enabled, and encouraged Sorceries: everything he was about including the little finger horn thing (he got this from his mother which is an incantation to ward off the “evil eye”) to the drugs, bloody raw meat and his fellowship with those pentagon necklace wearing freakish band members.

    “Yes, Ronnie James Padova (NOT DIO) is currently residing in hell. When all those who worship him and his false gods meet him in hell it will be just like this: Isaiah 2:12 For the day of the LORD of hosts shall be upon every one that is proud and lofty, and upon every one that is lifted up; and he shall be brought low: Isaiah 14:11 Thy pomp is brought down to the grave, and the noise of thy viols: the worm is spread under thee, and the worms cover thee.

    “Praise God all ye, His people. The Great Day of the Lord draws nigh. AMEN!”
    Really pissed off right now. I wish to be there that day, so that after I'm done with them, i will have to scrape the religious ass off of my boots.

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    Ahh the Westboro Douches at it again. Nothing new .

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    Freedom of Speech at it's finest. This is more like Freedom of Hate.

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    Ahh the Westboro Douches at it again. Nothing new .
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    Quote Originally Posted by ·Rokudaime Sennin· ™ View Post
    How do you know so much about American Politics? Just Curious, what are your news sources?
    I used to work for a US credit card company, had to know stuff to make people think I knew what I was talking about . The habit never died out I guess. There's Internet for stuff like that, and we have FOX, CNN and MSNBC on cable.

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    i can't believe they won't let dio rest in peace. these guys are terrible.


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    I'd recommend you all check out their website www.godhatesfags.com to see how pretentious and hate-filled these douchebags are.

    Just so you have an idea I took a look at their picket schedule. Here's why they're picketing Heritage High School.

    WBC will picket the rebellious brats and lying teachers at Heritage High School. You raised your children on a steady diet of lies -- it's okay to be gay, it's okay to fornicate whenever and with whomever you choose, and it's okay to murder any unborn child that results from your fornication. In short, you have taught them that God is a liar -- thereby making them good for nothing but IED fodder on the killing fields of Iraq and Afghanistan. Your selfish bastards have seen to it that your children have no jobs, homes, or money -- NO HOPE! This is just what Anti-Christ Beast Obama counted on so he could trick you into taking his mark that will lead to your final destruction. He hates God and he hates you. We are here today to tell you some truth for the first time in your life. God does not love everyone. He loves those who obey him. 1 Jn. 5:3 - For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous. If you will obey today, you will have hope.

    People like them are the ones going to hell, that's for sure.


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    The moment i saw 'Sick church' I knew it had to be our friends from Westboro up to their old tricks. Thank god our public order laws prevent them fromcoming to the UK.
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    Damned wankers.

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    Wow. Just when I thought this world has shown me just how backwards it could ever possibly get, I see this. I bet these guys had a field day when "Milk" released in theatres.

    But back to the point at hand...Wow. Simply, plainly, and clearly, these guys are neo-religious nutfucks.

    Know what I just realized? Why is it that animal sacrifice is now viewed as Satanic if, during the days of the Bible, you had to provide an animal sacrifice, and your best one at that, during EVERY service, EVERY ceremony, and EVERY religious day? What, did God just decide, "Okay, enough of the fat cows, let the Satanists have some"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kuroihikari View Post
    I used to work for a US credit card company, had to know stuff to make people think I knew what I was talking about . The habit never died out I guess. There's Internet for stuff like that, and we have FOX, CNN and MSNBC on cable.
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