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    Jul 2007

    Things that have happened since Mister_Death started looking for a job.

    Well, as all the IRC regulars know, Mister_Death has been looking for a job for sometime now. His last place of employment ended in February and I thought it would be nice to note all the things that have happened.

    • Four National Holidays Past
    • I have moved three times.
    • I have traveled out of Country.
    • The Canada/Russia War over the Artic
    • The promotion of three Global Mods
    • 40+ Chapters of every Manga
    • The World Junior Hockey Championship
    • Two Seasons of Top Gear

    Feel free to contribute major events in the world and your life that have happened in the past 11 months.
    Si vis pacem, para bellum
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    Sshheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee thsv's Avatar
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    Jul 2007
    London, UK
    Two friends of mine have conceived and had child.
    Promoted to Naruto Mod
    Promoted to One Piece Mod
    Promoted to Global
    Quote Originally Posted by Hand Banana View Post
    If Pow wrote the manga it would be accurate as fuck lol. I stand behind Pow(while humping his leg) on this one.
    Troll Tagged by Uzumaki_Tim

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    Tomfoolery [CiTo]'s Avatar
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    Feb 2008
    I've taken out two more loans for school and managed to drink 1,000+ beers in that time span.

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    Asce's Loyal Minion DFX's Avatar
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    Sep 2007
    In Your Head

    • One NCAA Football Season
    • I Graduated High School
    • Started college
    • Joined Binktopia
    • Promoted to Admin of Binktopia
    • Stephen Colbert Sponsoring the US Speed Skating team
    • Maintained a job
    • The Cavs beat the Lakers multiple times.

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    Senior Member Shinhan's Avatar
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    Dec 2007
    Asces Dungeon
    100 Celebrities died

    Thsv got Gonorrhea twice and got rid of it once

    Phixion somehow also got Gonorrhea

    Sig and Ava by Imotochan

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    72478 Calcifer's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinhan View Post
    Thsv got Gonorrhea twice and got rid of it once

    Phixion somehow also got Gonorrhea
    I smell a Sherlock Holmes sequel.
    Dickriding. Because I appreciate it!


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    Lord of the Thundercunts
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    Sep 2008
    Fuckersberg, Austria
    • I've gotten 3 jobs. Kept 2 of them.

    Let's get this party started.

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    J.A.C. Member Redfuzzy's Avatar
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    Dec 2007
    Texas/New York
    • I managed to get a girlfriend, and keep her
    • I have become even less active in JAC, after a short spurt of actually doing something
    • Obama got a Nobel peace prize, the world (including Obama) scratched their heads

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    FUCKING GAR Asce's Avatar
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    Jul 2007
    Munitions Warehouse
    • Asce has begun speaking the third person.
    • Asce has broke the ceiling for biggest ego
    • Asce has turned 12.
    • The Jets became a respectable football team.
    • The Saints are going to the superbowl (and will most likely have won before Mister Death gets a job).
    • Asce became an active part of the Binktopia cleaning staff...and then abruptly stopped.
    • Asce has overcome psychobitches on at least three separate occasions.
    • Zidane joined the fucking army
    • Woofcat has watched every episode of Initial D at least six times
    • Tiger Woods slept with nineteen different women.
    • Asce became an admin on mangashare (MUAHAHHAHAHAHA).
    • Asce promptly relinquished all responsibilities upon becoming an admin on mangashare.
    • Asce has devleoped a habit of making lists that are too long.
    • Party in the USA became the number one song in America.
    • A person named Ke$ha was brought to the spotlight...and she wasn't black. (SHE'S NOT BLACK!!)
    • The following members have come and go from binktopia: Bringmethehorizon, Cheez, Cipo, eNia, Fletcher, hao-sama, Imoto-chan, LegACy, LightKage, Mass Zero, RyuSensei, The Archangel, yuji-kun, Vitron, Binky, Fxu, Wingzy, Kai, mab, and probably many others.
    • Woofcat started and ended a sobriety streak.
    • Taylor Swift has created 32953052835905275 smash hit country songs.
    • Some British guy named Jay Sean tore up the music charts.
    • NPG, Gin0va, and Damnz were active, became inactive, then active again...then inactive...and now...hell I have no idea.
    • Conan O'Brien got, and lost a TV show. (hey yooooo)
    • The skillful members of Top Gear have raced a classical train against a motorcycle and a car, picked a car for a 17 year old, actually tested affordable cars, gone to France, bought 3 cars at an auction, created ingenious advertising campaigns for volkswagon involving super models in bikinis and explosions, found a road built by a romanian dictator, built an electric car, driven a car underground, created an art exhibition, gone to fucking Bolivia and almost died in three shit-beaten cars, and wasted all their money as Jeremy visited sixteen different countries during his oh-so-economical "fact" finding mission.
    • Jersey shore happened.
      (That's right motherfuckers, this list ain't finished)
    • The Lakers won an NBA championship, proving millions wrong about Kobe's ability to perform solo, underpressure and without male enhancement pills.
    • The Detroit Lions WON FOOTBALL GAMES :O
    • Rednecknoob has raped no less than six unsuspecting mormon girls.
    • Zidane and DFX performed a glorious exchange of the Vag-Hole title for Binktopia's crown.
    • Asce has used over 235823590235 condoms, single handedly keeping the latex industry alive.
    • Ending note: Last time Mister Death was employed, Luffy had just gotten into Impel Down, Naruto was just learning Sage-jutsu and hadn't fought Pein yet, Ichigo hadn't fought Ulquorria yet, Luxus was still trying to take over Fairy Tail by...err..blowing shit up..? And Kim Kardashian's ass wasn't fucking INSANE.*

    *Ok I got carried away with the last was already insane.


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    Weapon X Wolverine's Avatar
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    Jul 2007
    Jolly ol' England
    Posted over a 100,000,000,000 images in the Beautiful Women Thread.

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