Things that have happened since Mister_Death started looking for a job.

[Woofcat]

Well, as all the IRC regulars know, Mister_Death has been looking for a job for sometime now. His last place of employment ended in February and I thought it would be nice to note all the things that have happened.

• Four National Holidays Past
• I have moved three times.
• I have traveled out of Country.
• The Canada/Russia War over the Artic
• The promotion of three Global Mods
• 40+ Chapters of every Manga
• The World Junior Hockey Championship
• Two Seasons of Top Gear

Feel free to contribute major events in the world and your life that have happened in the past 11 months.

[thsv]

Two friends of mine have conceived and had child.
Promoted to Naruto Mod
Promoted to One Piece Mod
Promoted to Global

[[CiTo]]

I've taken out two more loans for school and managed to drink 1,000+ beers in that time span.

[DFX]

hmmmm

• One NCAA Football Season
• I Graduated High School
• Started college
• Joined Binktopia
• Promoted to Admin of Binktopia
• Stephen Colbert Sponsoring the US Speed Skating team
• Maintained a job
• The Cavs beat the Lakers multiple times.

[Shinhan]

100 Celebrities died

Thsv got Gonorrhea twice and got rid of it once

Phixion somehow also got Gonorrhea

[Calcifer]

Thsv got Gonorrhea twice and got rid of it once

Phixion somehow also got Gonorrhea

I smell a Sherlock Holmes sequel.

[Queenofmuffins]

• I've gotten 3 jobs. Kept 2 of them.

[Redfuzzy]

• I managed to get a girlfriend, and keep her
• I have become even less active in JAC, after a short spurt of actually doing something
• Obama got a Nobel peace prize, the world (including Obama) scratched their heads

[Asce]

• Asce has begun speaking the third person.
• Asce has broke the ceiling for biggest ego
• Asce has turned 12.
• The Jets became a respectable football team.
• The Saints are going to the superbowl (and will most likely have won before Mister Death gets a job).
• Asce became an active part of the Binktopia cleaning staff...and then abruptly stopped.
• Asce has overcome psychobitches on at least three separate occasions.
• Zidane joined the fucking army
• Woofcat has watched every episode of Initial D at least six times
• Tiger Woods slept with nineteen different women.
• Asce became an admin on mangashare (MUAHAHHAHAHAHA).
• Asce promptly relinquished all responsibilities upon becoming an admin on mangashare.
• Asce has devleoped a habit of making lists that are too long.
• Party in the USA became the number one song in America.
• A person named Ke$ha was brought to the spotlight...and she wasn't black. (SHE'S NOT BLACK!!)
• The following members have come and go from binktopia: Bringmethehorizon, Cheez, Cipo, eNia, Fletcher, hao-sama, Imoto-chan, LegACy, LightKage, Mass Zero, RyuSensei, The Archangel, yuji-kun, Vitron, Binky, Fxu, Wingzy, Kai, mab, and probably many others.
• Woofcat started and ended a sobriety streak.
• Taylor Swift has created 32953052835905275 smash hit country songs.
• Some British guy named Jay Sean tore up the music charts.
• NPG, Gin0va, and Damnz were active, became inactive, then active again...then inactive...and now...hell I have no idea.
• Conan O'Brien got, and lost a TV show. (hey yooooo)
• The skillful members of Top Gear have raced a classical train against a motorcycle and a car, picked a car for a 17 year old, actually tested affordable cars, gone to France, bought 3 cars at an auction, created ingenious advertising campaigns for volkswagon involving super models in bikinis and explosions, found a road built by a romanian dictator, built an electric car, driven a car underground, created an art exhibition, gone to fucking Bolivia and almost died in three shit-beaten cars, and wasted all their money as Jeremy visited sixteen different countries during his oh-so-economical "fact" finding mission.
• Jersey shore happened.
  (That's right motherfuckers, this list ain't finished)
• The Lakers won an NBA championship, proving millions wrong about Kobe's ability to perform solo, underpressure and without male enhancement pills.
• The Detroit Lions WON FOOTBALL GAMES :O
• Rednecknoob has raped no less than six unsuspecting mormon girls.
• Zidane and DFX performed a glorious exchange of the Vag-Hole title for Binktopia's crown.
• Asce has used over 235823590235 condoms, single handedly keeping the latex industry alive.
• Ending note: Last time Mister Death was employed, Luffy had just gotten into Impel Down, Naruto was just learning Sage-jutsu and hadn't fought Pein yet, Ichigo hadn't fought Ulquorria yet, Luxus was still trying to take over Fairy Tail by...err..blowing shit up..? And Kim Kardashian's ass wasn't fucking INSANE.*

*Ok I got carried away with the last one...it was already insane.

[Wolverine]

Posted over a 100,000,000,000 images in the Beautiful Women Thread.