Disclaimer this story isn't exactly family friendly

So, this might seem a bit long winded, however since it's been so long since I've posted on these forums and I've been going through some 'historical' internet sites from my past. I decided the best place to post this would be on the Managshare forums because.. ehh why the hell not. So without further adieu the Tranny Hooker story.

Prologue

While I was in college I met this guy named Mark, who was kinda a quiet stoner guy. He always befriended women with out ever having any luck getting into their pants, yet would hang out far past the point of Friend Zone.

All throughout college and in high school I don't believe he ever got laid.

Regardless, he had some issues in school and didn't wind up graduating from College and smoked perhaps a little too much weed. However managed to land a job at the place I worked in the IT Help Desk. So we continued to keep in touch.

Chapter 1: The meeting

After knowing Mark for around 4-5 years with out him ever being on a single date it was odd to hear him mention that he started seeing someone. He explained that he had met her on the Bus and that she was a really great girl, and in fact I would soon be meeting her at our mutual friends Birthday party.

A little later in the work week I was chatting with a colleague and he mentioned that he thinks he might have met a friend of mine, Mark. After a brief exchange of what he looks like we indeed confirm that we're talking about the same person and he lets it slip that she, used to be a he.

This was going to be an awkward birthday...

Chapter 2: The deceit

Being the slight asshole that I am, I felt the need to tell all of our mutual friends that he was dating a transexual person prior to the birthday party. -- You know, to avoid any bad comments.

The birthday rolls around and largely goes off with out a hitch, she seems like a nice enough person. However she liked to bring up odd conversation topics such as her precious polyamorous relationships, etc.

We make it through the birthday, and the following Christmas party where the only hiccup is the transexual claims my friend grabbed her boob. Which doesn't make sense considering the lack of boobs.. but I digress.

All of my friends have kept tight lipped that they knew she was a transexual through all of these events.

Chapter 3: The reveal

After around a year, Mark and the transexual decide they're going to be serious and move in together. Some would consider this early considering her job was working at a grocery store and making near minimum wage but to each their own.

After his birthday they decide to finally come out of the closet and announce on Facebook of all things that She used to be a He and they he is fine with it... about a week later they break up.

They got into an argument and she gave him a black eye. So he kicks her out and she moves into a homeless shelter. Horrible timing for him as he could have saved some face by just holding out on that announcement a week or two more.

Chapter 4: The hooker ads

Fast forward a few months, and I'm talking to another transexual person I know. They are discussing that they are low on money as they are paying their way through school and being the helpful person I am. I decide to send them a link to the Transexual Hooker ads.

Lo and behold I find Mark's ex-girlfriend is advertising her services. So being the gentleman I am I create a fake email account to get some pricing.

Now admittedly at this point it wasn't confirmed to be 'her' as someone could have stolen the photos off Facebook etc. (Wouldn't be the first time a Craigslist hooker ad had fake photos, but I ran with it)

Again I feel the need to update all of my friends, and set up a Google Alert for all future ads with her name in them.

This sparks a great debate between myself and my friends on if we should tell Mark. After all he may feel bad and take her back. We settle on not telling him anything.

Chapter 5: The porn

Fast forward a few weeks and I'm checking my email. I see my Google Alert and I notice it now mentions a web site. Being intrigued I click on the link and find myself on a Tranny Porn website.

It appears that my friend's ex-girlfriend is now not only a hooker, but a porn star. Again, I feel the need to update everyone on the situation and most find it funny. Few find it truly disturbing. (No I won't be providing links..)

Again my friends and I go into a debate on if we should update him on these rather humorous life developments, but again we decide to let the past be the past and not bring it up unless needed.

Chapter 6: The reunion

Browsing Facebook I see that Mark has been tagged in a new Photo and he is with the Transexual ex-girlfriend again. So I promptly update everyone and one of my friends being a little drunk at the time fires up the Facebook.

He browses her page and sees the lovely status 'Having icecream for third time this week; what am I pregnant'. He finds this amazing and feels the need to comment 'I think having a penis makes that impossible'.

That short simple sentence causes a flood of text messages, and Facebook messages. Mark is giving him shit saying being rude isn't needed so my friend decides to take the high road and tell him he's fucking a Tranny Hooker Porn Star.

-- Radio silence for fifteen minutes --

He replies saying that he knows she is a tranny hooker, and that she is doing porn and he has seen all her stuff and loves it. Personally I think this is bullshit and that fifteen minutes was really the best possible argument to have in a relationship.

She later sends a message to my friend stating that yes she is indeed a tranny hooker and does porn. Truly ruling out and shadow of doubt that people might have had.

Thankfully someone said something which means Mark will at least know he's banging a potentially aids infected person nightly and we can all rest easy our conscience on holding this back from him.

Final Thoughts

I'll be sure to update this thread with any update regarding the situation. I debated making this a blog post but bah, no-one reads those anyways.