a talking dog?
I'll give her a hug.
John McClaine (Bruce Willis's character from Die Hard)
Manga reading list: Bleach, Naruto, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, One Piece, Code Breaker, Gamaran, Kuroko No Basket, Fairy Tail, The World God Only Knows, Kimi No Iru Machi, Good Ending, Medaka Box, Nisekoi, D.Gray-Man, Ao No Exorcist, Freezing, Magi - Labyrinth of Magic, Soul Eater, Rosario Vampire Season II, Iris Zero, Ubell Blatt, Bloody Cross, Sun-Ken Rock, and Infinite Stratos,
Spray him in the face with his own mace.
A Army Ranger sniper
hide behind 30 feet of steel MUHAHAHA
a female sex adict
f**k her if i like her or else i would just kill her.
a gay sex addict.
Chemically castrate him then cut his shit off.