Quote Originally Posted by kuroihikari View Post

His wife has asked him to stay home more often after the increase in reports of fanboys stroking his male member.

Or the more plausible:
Having a second kid while you still have one that's probably still not potty trained makes the job exponentially harder.

Also, the Japanese don't do nannies much.
Looks to me like they don't do enough Falcon Punch in Japan. And with the Tager Slam, I'm afraid there are few excuses left for Oda. Though, I can't really say I blame him, at least 95% of the forum would be willing to do his wife anyday of the week.