Chuck Norris eats Wheaties and the dreams of little children for Breakfast
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03-15-2011, 11:00 AM #451The Emperor of Everything
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03-20-2011, 08:30 PM #452Rinnegan testicles.
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Chuck Norris' penis is the drill that pierces the heavens!
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03-21-2011, 08:33 PM #453The Emperor of Everything
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03-23-2011, 09:51 PM #454Senior Member
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chuck Norris does not punch you in the face he punches you in your soon to be crater.
Originally Posted by arisart
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Originally Posted by Mister Death
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06-23-2011, 07:22 PM #455
chuck norris once pissed in an empty can that people now know as redbull
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06-23-2011, 08:33 PM #456The Heropon!
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These are Fan-Freaking-Tastic!
Chuck Norris is the only one that has used the Shiki Fujin twice--He punches his way out of its stomach each time.
Chuck Norris has leased himself to Blackbeard and resides in his "darkness". That's why everything that he absorbs comes out destroyed or gravely injured.
MY MOTHER WAS A PIRATE KING, YOU BASTARD!!!
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07-17-2011, 03:26 AM #457Lollipop Candy ♥BAD♥ girl
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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris always has to be calm to not make the apocalypse, so he takes analgesics but the Maya's calculated that the stock will end in 2012.__________________
Originally Posted by xioaxioa
-----credit to Maximo for the kick ass ava----
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