Chuck Norris caused SS to Build a Bigger gate cause The last one got Roundhouse kicked
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
^ suck it dylan
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.