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  1. 10-12-2009, 12:59 AM #11
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    chuck norris's eyes have been known to cause miscarage in pregnant women
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  2. 10-12-2009, 04:21 AM #12
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    If bitten by a zombie, Chuck norris doesn't become a zombie. However, if bitten by Chuck Norris, a zombie can be truly revived...For about five seconds before Chuck roundhouse-kicks their head off for biting him in the first place.

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  3. 10-12-2009, 04:55 AM #13
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    Chuck Norris' calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

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  4. 10-12-2009, 07:34 AM #14
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    jesus turned water into wine but chuck norris can turn crap into diamonds

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    Aizen was planning on staying in SS for a little longer, but because of news that chuck norris was coming, he changed his plans.
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  6. 10-12-2009, 05:44 PM #16
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    If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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    Chuck Norris gave birth to his mom.
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    Chuck Norris's fight with Bruce Lee gave the moon its craters. LOL!
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    Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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    A volcanoe erupts every time Chuck Norris farts.
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