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    King of The Bleachtards BWORMKING's Avatar
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    chuck norris's eyes have been known to cause miscarage in pregnant women
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    If bitten by a zombie, Chuck norris doesn't become a zombie. However, if bitten by Chuck Norris, a zombie can be truly revived...For about five seconds before Chuck roundhouse-kicks their head off for biting him in the first place.

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    Chuck Norris' calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

    lol...good one JUiCE ~Ivory XD

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    jesus turned water into wine but chuck norris can turn crap into diamonds

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    Aizen was planning on staying in SS for a little longer, but because of news that chuck norris was coming, he changed his plans.
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    Chuck Norris gave birth to his mom.

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    Chuck Norris's fight with Bruce Lee gave the moon its craters. LOL!

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    Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

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    A volcanoe erupts every time Chuck Norris farts.

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