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    This just inn, White House announces new policy on terror.

    The Chuck Norris defense initiative.

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    A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

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    when zaraki says BANKAI, chuck norris appears
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    thats just one more NOOB i'd be glad to PWN

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    Quote Originally Posted by BWORMKING View Post
    when zaraki says BANKAI, chuck norris appears
    LOL that would make Bleach like a billion times better.

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    They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s**t from anybody.

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    chuck norris doesn't catch cancer, cancer catches chuck norris

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    I have a poster full of these things!!!

    Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time will cause blindness and possible foot sized bruises on the face.

    Chuck Norris grinds coffee with his teeth and boils water with his own rage.

    Chuck Norris doesn't own a stove, oven or microwave because revenge is a dish best served cold.

    Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

    Despite popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

    Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

    ... There's a LOT more...
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    72 hours of hell!
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    If Chuck Norris needs money he just walks up to anyone and takes what he needs. He doesn't have a bank account, the world is his bank account.

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    jesus asks wwcnd "what would chuck norris do"

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