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    Quote Originally Posted by Redfuzzy View Post
    Chuck Norris once took a walk across the United States. Where he sat down to take a beak is now known as the Great Salt Lake.
    Mind explaining that one? It doesn't make any sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hagane, the Ice Nomad View Post
    Mind explaining that one? It doesn't make any sense.
    it means his sweat created a lake. and because sweat is salty its the great "salt" lake.

    chuck norris chest hair is the prototype for kevlar

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    Wiseman Has attacked Chuck Noris and now Chuck Noris is lementing on how return the favor.

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    chuck norris saw a roach, went to kill it, and stepped on your life

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    the reason birds fly south for the winter is because chuck norris comes north to hunt

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    I'm sick of Chuck Norris.

    Can Chuck Norris throw a roundhouse kick so powerful that not even he can block?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WiSeMaN View Post
    Wiseman Has attacked Chuck Noris and now Chuck Noris is lementing on how return the favor.
    if he was a wiseman then he would have not attacked chcuk noris
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    wiseman is so wise that after he attacked chuck noris he mad friends with chuck noris and chuck noris is ready to do wiseman's biding

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    Quote Originally Posted by blueiris385 View Post
    I'm sick of Chuck Norris.
    chuck suggests you get better for your own good

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    Can Chuck Norris throw a roundhouse kick so powerful that not even he can block?
    the answer is yes, but your life would be forfeit for such an act to occur

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