The Chuck Norris Game

**Hagane, the Ice Nomad** · 12-11-2009, 02:59 AM

Originally Posted by Redfuzzy

Chuck Norris once took a walk across the United States. Where he sat down to take a beak is now known as the Great Salt Lake.

Mind explaining that one? It doesn't make any sense.

**Amargo Deathscythe** · 12-12-2009, 05:01 AM

Originally Posted by Hagane, the Ice Nomad

Mind explaining that one? It doesn't make any sense.

it means his sweat created a lake. and because sweat is salty its the great "salt" lake.

chuck norris chest hair is the prototype for kevlar

**WiSeMaN** · 12-12-2009, 04:21 PM

Wiseman Has attacked Chuck Noris and now Chuck Noris is lementing on how return the favor.

**Amargo Deathscythe** · 12-15-2009, 10:27 AM

chuck norris saw a roach, went to kill it, and stepped on your life

**Amargo Deathscythe** · 12-20-2009, 12:39 PM

the reason birds fly south for the winter is because chuck norris comes north to hunt

**Shinhan** · 12-20-2009, 12:49 PM

I'm sick of Chuck Norris.

Can Chuck Norris throw a roundhouse kick so powerful that not even he can block?

**bankai** · 12-20-2009, 11:54 PM

Originally Posted by WiSeMaN

Wiseman Has attacked Chuck Noris and now Chuck Noris is lementing on how return the favor.

if he was a wiseman then he would have not attacked chcuk noris

**WiSeMaN** · 12-21-2009, 01:06 AM

wiseman is so wise that after he attacked chuck noris he mad friends with chuck noris and chuck noris is ready to do wiseman's biding

**bankai** · 12-23-2009, 09:54 AM

**Amargo Deathscythe** · 12-23-2009, 01:40 PM

Originally Posted by blueiris385

I'm sick of Chuck Norris.

chuck suggests you get better for your own good

Originally Posted by blueiris385

Can Chuck Norris throw a roundhouse kick so powerful that not even he can block?

the answer is yes, but your life would be forfeit for such an act to occur

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