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    Chuck Norris caused SS to Build a Bigger gate cause The last one got Roundhouse kicked

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    Got to be Shinhan for me, He dickrides the mods like there's no tomorrow.

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    When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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    If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

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    In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

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    Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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    Chuck Norris once played rugby by himself. He went undefeated. Chuck Norris once played rugby by himself. He went undefeated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amargo Deathscythe View Post
    jesus turned water into wine but chuck norris shits diamonds
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    ^ suck it dylan

    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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