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  1. 10-18-2009, 08:36 PM #121
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    Chuck Norris had a stare down with a Vampire guess who won, Yeah Chuck.
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    chuck norris built optimus prime...........with foil

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    Saying Chuck Norris name in the game of "Can you guess who" wins forever.
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    Chick Norris doesn't mow his lawn. He stares at his grass and dares it to grow.

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  5. 10-18-2009, 09:17 PM #125
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    Just in case you wonder why you are sometimes stuck in traffic, well Chuck Norris had to walk his grams across the street.
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  6. 10-18-2009, 09:18 PM #126
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    Quote Originally Posted by [JUiCE] View Post
    Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
    Correction: Chuck Norris Never blinks.
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  7. 10-18-2009, 09:31 PM #127
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    Quote Originally Posted by xXD3THKLOKXx View Post
    Correction: Chuck Norris Never blinks.
    That's what he wants us to think.

    Chuck Norris's blood cooled the Arctic and Antarctic Oceans to freezing level.
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  8. 10-18-2009, 09:37 PM #128
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    Quote Originally Posted by InfiniteMonkey View Post
    That's what he wants us to think.
    That is what we know, because Chuck Norris wills it so.
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  9. 10-18-2009, 10:07 PM #129
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    chuck norris was never potty trained to go to the toilet. the toilet comes to him

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  10. 10-18-2009, 10:34 PM #130
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    Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer
    He strums the chords with less than grace
    Each passing year etched on his face
    The words he sings are not his own
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