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    Chuck Norris had a stare down with a Vampire guess who won, Yeah Chuck.

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    chuck norris built optimus prime...........with foil

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    Saying Chuck Norris name in the game of "Can you guess who" wins forever.

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    Chick Norris doesn't mow his lawn. He stares at his grass and dares it to grow.

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    Just in case you wonder why you are sometimes stuck in traffic, well Chuck Norris had to walk his grams across the street.

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    Quote Originally Posted by [JUiCE] View Post
    Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
    Correction: Chuck Norris Never blinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xXD3THKLOKXx View Post
    Correction: Chuck Norris Never blinks.
    That's what he wants us to think.

    Chuck Norris's blood cooled the Arctic and Antarctic Oceans to freezing level.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InfiniteMonkey View Post
    That's what he wants us to think.
    That is what we know, because Chuck Norris wills it so.

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    chuck norris was never potty trained to go to the toilet. the toilet comes to him

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