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    Cult of 1st Woofcat (IRC channel related)

    He is the most active admin on Irc. Those who know of his pwr quiver in fear on the IRC channel. Those who have offended him have been banned for days on end. Those who worship him get PIZZA. Surely, Woofcat is some sort of e-God (God please for give me for blaspheming). This is the 1st cult of Woofcat (and certainly the last...)

    There are some rules to appeasing Woofcat:
    1.NEVER EVER LET HIM GET HUNGRY
    2.DO NOT DOUBT HIS PWAH!
    3.DON'T SAY HIS NAME ON IRC MORE THAN 3 TIMES CONSECUTIVELY
    4.HE IS OUR IRC CHANNEL'S GOD (Bluds is our forum god :]), AS SUCH, HE REQUIRES AT LEAST ONE HUMAN SACRIFICE A DAY
    5.FEAR HIM!!!
    6.FEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!! >:O
    7.IF WOOFCAT SIGHS, RUN AND DON'T LOOK BACK
    8.USE YOUR MANGASHARE NICK ON IRC CHANNEL
    9.DON'T ARGUE WITH THE WOOFCAT
    10.JUST FOR THE SAKE OF HAVING 10 RULES

    if you follow these 10 Woofcommandments you will survive IRC and not get killed (kick/banned)

    EDIT: in the world of Mangashare e-Gods Woofcat is e-god of IRC, Umbra037 is e-god of infractions, and Bluds is e-God of forum. you must fear them all O_o

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    ninjastik (creator)
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    the hidden smog villager
    Last edited by Asce; 09-04-2007 at 03:18 AM.

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    [11] There is Woofcat of it, no expections, no money back, and dogs can not talk on the phone.
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    Sshheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee thsv's Avatar
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    i'm preparing the sacrifice right now.

    hey sushi got someone who really wants to meet you in the irc
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    If Pow wrote the manga it would be accurate as fuck lol. I stand behind Pow(while humping his leg) on this one.
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    another rule:
    DO NOT QUESTION WOOFCAT'S MATHEMATICAL SKILLZ
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    <ninjastik> woofcat
    <ninjastik> if you're about to die
    <ninjastik> we'll make you our martyr
    <ninjastik> just for the hell of it
    <Umbra037> you have to have a cause to be a martyr
    <ninjastik> we do
    <ninjastik> did you not see it?
    <ninjastik> look in the fanclubs section on ms
    <Umbra037> also, to be a martyr you need to actually be dead
    <Umbra037> so making him our martyr when he is "about to die" doesn't make sense
    <ninjastik> fine
    <ninjastik> woofcat
    <ninjastik> when a stalker kills you and wears your skin we will make you our martyr
    <Woofcat> awesome
    <Woofcat> i should get a single line tattoo'd across my back just to piss him off.
    <Woofcat> "HE RUINED THE BEST PART!"
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    lol, it seems as though the 1st cult of woofcat ends here...
    Last edited by Ninjastik; 09-03-2007 at 09:33 PM. Reason: Automerged triplepost

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    悪い海賊キャプテン SUSHI! Sushi's Avatar
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    Me me. @to the smog guy, who what where?

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    That's pretty LOL.
    Damn these days I haven't been a lot of time in IRC :(

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    Ah yes, these were the days

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    I am a follower of the woofcat cult, but then again I also follow gin0va.

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    I think an agressive recruitment drive is needed.
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    If Pow wrote the manga it would be accurate as fuck lol. I stand behind Pow(while humping his leg) on this one.
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    another cult story...

    the side effects of the 2 manga-less weeks are kicking

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