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    The Medical Treatments Thread.

    hello all, BW here with another thread to entertain the masses AND better society!

    now, do u have any sorta "ghetto" medical treatments you use when ur feeling sickly and battling aches and pains? POST THEM!

    i'll post two common ones, to start

    ear aches: take a cotton ball or a small amout of gauze. take a bottle of baby oil, pour the cap of the bottle full of baby oil. take a lighter to the baby oil in the cap, letting it get warm/hot. dip the cotton ball/gauze into the oil, get a nice amount of it covered. once done, place said gauze/cotton ball in sore ear(s). the hot oil will moisturize the dry membranes in your ear, which are causing the ear ache. DONE!

    sore throat: take a full cup of warm/hot water. place 4 table spoons of salt in the water. gargle with water until whole cup is used, making sure to spit the water out and not swallowing it.

    education, subjection, in you are GO!
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    lol are you planning to be a doctor? ... otherwise i wouldn't read this! ... nah lol jk <3 BW

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    NyQuil.
    cures insomnia...

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    7 up helps a upset stomach

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    The sore throat one works quite well. That's what I've been using to "treat" tonsilitis all these years. It works also a bit better if you use warm lemon juice instead of warm water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kuroihikari View Post
    The sore throat one works quite well. That's what I've been using to "treat" tonsilitis all these years. It works also a bit better if you use warm lemon juice instead of warm water.

    i've never tried it with lemon juice before, ill make sure to try that when my throat starts buggin

    the soft drink called "squirt", test have shown that it increases sperm count in us guys, while mountain dew decreases sperm count. its not a medical treatment, but i thought the guys might like to know
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    Splinter: take scalpel, cut layer of skin, take tweezers, extract.

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    I just light up a dooby,and i'm feeling pretty good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tadashi Seiren View Post
    Depression: Beat the crap outta somebody, play a video game on the easy setting, go for a run, listen to rock music and embarrass yourself, sleep, eat your emotions, sex, and drugs.
    oh yes, you can throw drugs at ANYTHING now-a-days, may not cure ya, but you'll feel MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH better

    Quote Originally Posted by eazybrowniemix View Post
    I just light up a dooby,and i'm feeling pretty good.
    this, myy good sir, is currently one of my ongoing treatments
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    Insomnia:
    1. a warm cup of camomile tea.
    2. Count backwards from 1000 to 0.
    3. Try to jumble your thoughts...(very effective)
    4. the best, just open a school book and try to study..
    stupid boring shows/people would do too..

    Insect bites : apply an alcoholic liquid on it (e.g. Perfume)
    but that's only if the bite isn't poisonous nor bleeding.

    Stiff Neck: Move it around, but there's the possibility that it'll only get worse.

    Sore Throat:
    1. Grounded black seeds with honey.
    2. a spoon of black seeds oil (which is disgusting).
    3. boiled milk with some freshly grated ginger.
    4. honey and milk.
    and less talk would do too..

    Stomach ache:
    1. marjoram water.
    2. Palm water.
    and stuff I don't know their names..

    Migraines:
    1. wash head and face with cool water.
    2. sleep for a day or two.
    3. eat something, but don't over eat, or you'll just puke it all.

    ahem...and that's all that comes to mind now ¬,¬

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    Quote Originally Posted by shin-chan View Post
    Insomnia:
    1. a warm cup of camomile tea.
    2. Count backwards from 1000 to 0.
    3. Try to jumble your thoughts...(very effective)
    4. the best, just open a school book and try to study..
    stupid boring shows/people would do too..

    Insect bites : apply an alcoholic liquid on it (e.g. Perfume)
    but that's only if the bite isn't poisonous nor bleeding.

    Stiff Neck: Move it around, but there's the possibility that it'll only get worse.

    Sore Throat:
    1. Grounded black seeds with honey.
    2. a spoon of black seeds oil (which is disgusting).
    3. boiled milk with some freshly grated ginger.
    4. honey and milk.
    and less talk would do too..

    Stomach ache:
    1. marjoram water.
    2. Palm water.
    and stuff I don't know their names..

    Migraines:
    1. wash head and face with cool water.
    2. sleep for a day or two.
    3. eat something, but don't over eat, or you'll just puke it all.

    ahem...and that's all that comes to mind now ¬,¬
    good thing X hasn't seen this, hed say u can cure everything with tea...lol
    edit: awesome, thanks for those tips^^

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