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    Obesity- Vomit after every meal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BWORMKING View Post
    hello all, BW here with another thread to entertain the masses AND better society!

    now, do u have any sorta "GHETTO" medical treatments you use when ur feeling sickly and battling aches and pains? POST THEM!

    i'll post two common ones, to start

    ear aches: take a cotton ball or a small amout of gauze. take a bottle of baby oil, pour the cap of the bottle full of baby oil. take a lighter to the baby oil in the cap, letting it get warm/hot. dip the cotton ball/gauze into the oil, get a nice amount of it covered. once done, place said gauze/cotton ball in sore ear(s). the hot oil will moisturize the dry membranes in your ear, which are causing the ear ache. DONE!

    sore throat: take a full cup of warm/hot water. place 4 table spoons of salt in the water. gargle with water until whole cup is used, making sure to spit the water out and not swallowing it.

    education, subjection, in you are GO!
    just drink some patron or ol english n lay back..lmao
    actually, when i was little, if i had a sore throat, my grandma would put some warm honey in a spoon and add some lemon juice on it(fresh lemon) and id drink the honey, works like a charm plus it tastes good
    my grandma grows marijuana and when its fully grown she buys rubbing alcohol and uses glass bottle to put the marijuana(in pieces) in there and pours some alcohol in there, lets it stay there for a couple of days till the alcohol has been contaminated by the weed, then she uses it as an ointment, one time i sprang my elbow and my knee(skateboarding) she put the ointment on me, several days later, fully healed

    Quote Originally Posted by Stev3child View Post
    Obesity- Vomit after every meal.
    HA!!
    what about the anorexia ppl? meal after every vomit? or chop fingers off? wait..how about, dip fingers in crap, try making urself vomit now

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    Quote Originally Posted by [JUiCE] View Post
    HA!!
    what about the anorexia ppl? meal after every vomit? or chop fingers off? wait..how about, dip fingers in crap, try making urself vomit now
    Anorexia-There's no hope for you. Just kill yourself.
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    Colds: Orange peels...

    Also I heard that salt+sugar+water cures sore throat? Or maybe it was colds. Hm.
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    Salt tablet and walk it off. Cures everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tadashi Seiren View Post
    Depression: Beat the crap outta somebody, play a video game on the easy setting, go for a run, listen to rock music and embarrass yourself, sleep, eat your emotions, sex, and drugs.
    oh yes, you can throw drugs at ANYTHING now-a-days, may not cure ya, but you'll feel MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH better

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    I just light up a dooby,and i'm feeling pretty good.
    this, myy good sir, is currently one of my ongoing treatments
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    Insomnia:
    1. a warm cup of camomile tea.
    2. Count backwards from 1000 to 0.
    3. Try to jumble your thoughts...(very effective)
    4. the best, just open a school book and try to study..
    stupid boring shows/people would do too..

    Insect bites : apply an alcoholic liquid on it (e.g. Perfume)
    but that's only if the bite isn't poisonous nor bleeding.

    Stiff Neck: Move it around, but there's the possibility that it'll only get worse.

    Sore Throat:
    1. Grounded black seeds with honey.
    2. a spoon of black seeds oil (which is disgusting).
    3. boiled milk with some freshly grated ginger.
    4. honey and milk.
    and less talk would do too..

    Stomach ache:
    1. marjoram water.
    2. Palm water.
    and stuff I don't know their names..

    Migraines:
    1. wash head and face with cool water.
    2. sleep for a day or two.
    3. eat something, but don't over eat, or you'll just puke it all.

    ahem...and that's all that comes to mind now ¬,¬

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    Quote Originally Posted by shin-chan View Post
    Insomnia:
    1. a warm cup of camomile tea.
    2. Count backwards from 1000 to 0.
    3. Try to jumble your thoughts...(very effective)
    4. the best, just open a school book and try to study..
    stupid boring shows/people would do too..

    Insect bites : apply an alcoholic liquid on it (e.g. Perfume)
    but that's only if the bite isn't poisonous nor bleeding.

    Stiff Neck: Move it around, but there's the possibility that it'll only get worse.

    Sore Throat:
    1. Grounded black seeds with honey.
    2. a spoon of black seeds oil (which is disgusting).
    3. boiled milk with some freshly grated ginger.
    4. honey and milk.
    and less talk would do too..

    Stomach ache:
    1. marjoram water.
    2. Palm water.
    and stuff I don't know their names..

    Migraines:
    1. wash head and face with cool water.
    2. sleep for a day or two.
    3. eat something, but don't over eat, or you'll just puke it all.

    ahem...and that's all that comes to mind now ¬,¬
    good thing X hasn't seen this, hed say u can cure everything with tea...lol
    edit: awesome, thanks for those tips^^

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    I have to agree that tea does cure everything in my day. Very calming.....
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    Broken Heart: Eat Cookie Dough Ice cream while listening to Journey.

    Soaking a wound(such as from a knife or other sharp object that would break the skin) in Distilled Vinegar will help stop infections.

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