F My Life?

**Asce** · 06-10-2009, 11:18 PM

Old news. Lost a lot of it's awesomeness after the first month.

**Phixion** · 06-11-2009, 01:56 PM

Nice one:

Today, I was playing a medieval game with my brother, when he took all of his character's clothes off and said, "Let's have sex!" I looked at him and said, "UH YOU ARE MY BROTHER!" He turns and looks at me, smiling and says, "But not in the game!" I am a 19 year old girl. He is 12. FML

**[JUiCE]** · 06-11-2009, 04:59 PM

what?? do u mean like F for Fabulous like in The World Ends With You, cause if it is then that website is so not F dude

**xXD3THKLOKXx** · 06-11-2009, 05:17 PM

Today, I was playing a medieval game with my brother, when he took all of his character's clothes off and said, "Let's have sex!" I looked at him and said, "UH YOU ARE MY BROTHER!" He turns and looks at me, smiling and says, "But not in the game!" I am a 19 year old girl. He is 12. FML

Wow, WTF? I highly doubt this one is real.

**Chris200** · 06-11-2009, 05:25 PM

Today, I decided to confess my feelings to the girl I've had a crush on since the beginning of high school. We agreed to meet at Starbucks, but she was bringing a friend. I didn't care, because I just wanted to tell her how I felt. When I got there, I saw her making out with another girl. FML

Ahh Cockblocked by Lesbians LOL

**Aribelle** · 06-11-2009, 06:35 PM

Today, I was helping a couple come up with a name for the baby they just had. I suggested "Joshua" thinking that it was an okay name. All sudden, the room got quiet. Turns out I had forgotten that Joshua was the name of their 3 year old son who had died a couple months before. FML

Ughhhh that one is horrible...

Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML