Corniest pick-up line you can think of?

**Smooth Operator** · 08-23-2007, 03:43 PM

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first <3

**Sulimo** · 08-23-2007, 03:49 PM

"Say, would like like to dance?"
Yeah? Great! So, I can have this seat?"

**Smooth Operator** · 08-23-2007, 04:14 PM

You make my software turn to hardware <3

**Syaozen** · 08-23-2007, 04:16 PM

Is your dad a terrorist?

Cuz baby...you're da bomb!

***Woofcat*** · 08-23-2007, 04:33 PM

If i could rearrange the alphabet i would put "u" and your sister together.

I think it's from some show but i forget which one.

**Boombox2003** · 08-23-2007, 04:44 PM

Hey baby fancy doing some math, Lets add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply lol

**Whitebeard** · 08-23-2007, 04:46 PM

I think it was "u and i together". Yea...I think its from some corny sh....goddammit woofcat have you been watching Full House again?

**Wolverine** · 08-23-2007, 05:25 PM

I'm here. What are your other two wishes?

**phantomworm** · 08-23-2007, 06:09 PM

hey babe... did you just fart ?? cuz i am so blown away

**Sushi** · 08-23-2007, 06:12 PM

Hey, I forgot my number..can I borrow yours?

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