The name pretty much sume it up. Take any five bosses from any videogame(no, it doesn't need to be the same one) and put them up here, and why you think they're deserving of such a title.
5. Phazon Space Pirate(Metroid Prime):This guy sucked ASS. If he wasn't launching Phazon missles at me, he was using that lame quake move, and if not that, he was spamming his Ion Blaster and missles! This guy was practically the Tyrant from Resident Evil!
4. Grey Fox(Metal Gear Solid 1):Hmm...Let's see...Super Soldier+high-tech suit of armor+ninja skills+Katana+superspeed+forcefield+lack of sanity(Hurt Me More, Snake!)+insane reflexes that deflect bullets like Neo from the Matrix=Cyber Ninja pwnage TO THE MAXXXORZ!!!
3.Del Lago(Resident Evil 4):A GIANT SALAMANDER. A highly-trained police officer with knowledge of Bio-Organic Weapons and very thorough weapons training, versus a GIANT SALAMANDER. With a big ball o' worms for a tongue. Yep, this fight will be EASY...(must...avoid...Borat...Reference...)
2.Alexia Ashford(Resident Evil: Code Veronica/Code Veronica X):Now, the reason THIS little woman is on here is for numerous reasons...
a.Acidic Blood(C'mon! That shouldn't even be POSSIBLE, even if she IS a B.O.W.!!!).
b.Speed. She can run. </your pointless excuse for a perfect run with no deaths>
c.Persistence/Numerous Forms. Seriously. After fighting her(sort of) normal form, she apears to be dead. Until you get to the all-important Jet Hangar. Where she pops back up and, being the pain-in-the-ass final boss she is...Goes down in one shot? Wtf? Oh, wait, that's right. Being the final boss grants her a 2nd form that gives her the look of a terminally ill woman with a severe case of Elephantitis in her legs. Afer depleting half your hard-saved ammo on this abomination, know what she does? She becomes a freakin' half-human(litertally) DRAGONFLY!!! Now, she's flying all over the place, her acidic blood spraying you as she hovers above you, completely immune to your guns(And, apparently, the laws of medical physics. But, it's a videogame, so...), and you're wondering "God, when is this bitch gonna DIE???". And, of course, you get the God Launcher(Because I forget the name of the real weapon), you kill her, game over, and you have a new throwing star to use on that braty kid next door. Yay.
And now, my #1 Most Hated Game Boss is...
1.Orochimaru(Naruto: Ninja Council):Oh. My. GOD. This guy cheated SO MUCH. Every blow you dealt him took only half of what it should have, compared to the other bosses, and gave him DOUBLE the Chakra bonus! Which, of course, leads to his ever-so-annoying onslaught of, you guessed it, GIANT SNAKES. If they're not crushing me with thir giant tails, they're too busy chewing me like a fresh piece of Doublemint Gum. And let's not forget his nearly-invisible projectile turds! I call them that because they're the EXACT shade of brown as the mountain in the background. And don't even get me started on his lame nine-hit combo! All-in-all, Orochimaru drove me to the point of blind rage, and I wound up breaking my GBA SP because of him. I had to use my friend's SP to beat the game, and when I did, I gave it the ol' UFo treatment and threw it into the lake not too far from my house.
Well, you guys have any stories (somewhat) similar to these?




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