Omegle

[Chris200]

U meet some real Assholes on here =/

Spoiler!

onnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: Do u love Hand Sex?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i love band sex
Stranger: it's better
You: Wat do u do in band sex
Stranger: have sex with bands
Stranger: any band you want. it's great
You: You whore yourself out to bands :O
Stranger: and you whore yourself out to hands
Stranger: i think i am better off
Stranger: mr. handiman.
Stranger: but you should just disconnect now because you have nothing clever to say
You: How do u know
You: ?
Stranger: i will make you feel dumb and you'll leave
Stranger: might as well do it now
You: U cant make me feel dumb
Stranger: yes i can
Stranger: it's not hard. you can't even spell!
Stranger: what is your first language?
You: Spanish
Stranger: that is great. i wish your english was better.
Stranger: your comments would be less risible.
You: And who cares bout how u spell online?
Stranger: everyone
You: Teachers give less of a shit
Stranger: you couldn't spell correctly if you tried
Stranger: being online is just your excuse
You: Really now?
You: Wats urs?
Stranger: you are hopelessly inadequate
Stranger: i don't need an excuse
Stranger: i can spell
Stranger: i know it is hard for you to understand what i am saying because you are slow.
Stranger: but try to follow along: I don't need an excuse for something I don't do.
You: Im not slow
You: Actually
You: U do
You: U cant really fight back in life
You: U fail in it
You: So u go online
Stranger: No, you are still not understanding.
You: To make people feel dumb and stupid
Stranger: Good one.
You: So u wont feel as bad
Stranger: so i did make you feel dumb and stupid
Stranger: the first step is admitting you are stupid
Stranger: well done
Stranger: anyway, that is the lamest thing to say.
You: How the hell did i admit that?
Stranger: that i have to go online to make myself feel better
Stranger: even if that were true, you are still dumb
Stranger: Fact!
You: Not!
Stranger: Stranger: So u go online
Stranger: To make people feel dumb and stupid
Stranger: Good comeback
You: That shit
Stranger: I am so chastened
You: Does not prove
Stranger: go away
You: That i admitted it
Stranger: leave
Stranger: disconnect
You: Why dont u
Stranger: because i want you to implicitly admit your failure
You: If ur annoyed for me
You: Why dont u leave?
Stranger: annoyed for you?
You: Of*
Stranger: like I am annoyed on your behalf?
Stranger: BY you
Stranger: it's 'by'
You: No
You: I meant
You: If ur Annoyed of Me
You: Not by me
Stranger: still not correct english
You: Who cares?
Stranger: people who can actually speak correct english
Stranger: we care a lot
Stranger: and we make fun of you all the time behind your back
You: Again
You: Who Cares?
Stranger: if you think it doesn't matter that you can't speak or write correctly
Stranger: you are fucked
Stranger: you can't do anything in life being iliterate
You: Uhh
You: just cause
You: I am using the short way
You: to write online
You: does not mean im Iliterate
Stranger: you are incapable of composing english correctly
Stranger: and you use excuses as to why you don't
Stranger: it's not because it's convenient
Stranger: it's because you are unable to do anything more
You: Are you in Collage or something?
Stranger: i finished college
Stranger: i don't know anything about collage
You: u finshed Collage yet no nothing bout it?
Stranger: what is 'collage?'
Stranger: i know a lot about college
Stranger: but not collage
You: Ok i admit my mistake there
Stranger: you made that mistake a few times
Stranger: am i supposed to feel bad that i went to college?
Stranger: do you really think only smart people go to college?
You: No
You: I never think that
Stranger: good
Stranger: so what was the point of your question?
You: Cause
You: Ur all up on my English
Stranger: so?
Stranger: i have reason to be
You: u know every teenager talks like this?
Stranger: people like you think you can write whatever craptastic things come into you head and you don't have to answer for it because you're on the internet
Stranger: no one will ever take you seriously if you can't write
You: Its Net
You: When we need to write right
You: We will
Stranger: do you really think i give a fuck about what teenagers do?
Stranger: throw them onto the bonfire
Stranger: you can fool yourself into believing that you will be able to recover any kind of skilled correspondence when you need to
Stranger: but you won't be able to do that
You: U give up easy if u believe that
Stranger: i give up what easy if i believe what?
You: U think everyone can be perfect in English
You: but if we choose not to be
You: Then its our choice
Stranger: you did not make a choice
Stranger: that is a lie
Stranger: and i don't think you even believe it
Stranger: you would have to be retarded to
You: I believe in myself alot
You: Otherwise i would have givin up long ago
Stranger: if you had any idea how stupid you sound
Stranger: you would just be reasonable and write correctly
Stranger: it's like listening to a deaf person speak. Mush mouth
You: No
You: If u had any idea
Stranger: yes
You: How Beliving in urself will help ur life
You: U wouldnt be on how u turned out
Stranger: i wish you made sense
Stranger: i am guessing that you huff paint
Stranger: please stop doing that!
Stranger: it is ruining your brain!
You: Heh
You: Ill keep killing it then
You: But ill make more sense then you
Stranger: you make no sense
Stranger: it's the fumes that make you believe otherwise
You: Nope
You: I believe in myself
You: ...
You: and
You: I have a certain someone in my life
You: Who believe's in me too
Stranger: your mom
Stranger: so do i
You: Nope
You: She gave up on me
Stranger: who cares?
Stranger: your mom gave up on you and you still feel good about yourself?
Stranger: now i know why you follow those inane new age homilies
You: hmm
Stranger: good comment. very critical.
You: yea
Stranger: yea indeed. so say all of us
Stranger: so your mom gave up on you
Stranger: why?
Stranger: what is the deal?
You: she thinks i wont pass High School
You: Just cause im a little lazy
You: Need to bring up my Photo grade to pass
Stranger: that sounds specious to me
Stranger: your mom gave up on you because she thinks you won't graduate?
Stranger: either you have done a lot to make her think you are a failure
Stranger: or she hasn't given up on you. you are being disingenious.
You: Mmm
You: might be either
Stranger: no, it is one or the other
Stranger: don't try to play for sympathy if you actually just a lazy teenager who does fuck all and then expect people to feel bad for you
Stranger: graduating from high school is one of the simplest things one can do
Stranger: even retarded people do it. get with it/
You: Who says i need Sympathy?
You: Im lazy
You: I admit that
Stranger: you are not just lazy
Stranger: you can blame your problems on that
Stranger: but it's not true
Stranger: you are incompetent in some way
Stranger: that's why you won't graduate
Stranger: you certainly have a gift for turning your failures into flaws. just take a good hard look at yourself.
Stranger: you are making excuses for yourself
You: Not really
You: Ur saying
You: Im Making Excuses
You: But
You: If u just open up and read
Stranger: you are really beyond help
You: Im saying
You: That Im lazy
You: and its my fault that i am
You: The fact
Stranger: i can see why your mom thinks what she does
You: That ur calling me
You: "Beyond help"
Stranger: you are beyond help
You: Doesnt really help
You: Ur just really Stubborn
You: Just cause
Stranger: because you're unwilling to admit any responsibility
Stranger: it doesn't help?
You: I am admitting it
You: Ur the one
Stranger: am i supposed to be helping you?
You: Who isnt seeing it
Stranger: i am not your therapist
You: Funny
Stranger: ha ha
You: Cause i was bout to say
Stranger: that is funny
You: U should go see a Therapist
Stranger: why?
You: Obv
You: U got problems
Stranger: so he can help me accept that i am lazy
You: Ur not admittinfg
You: Admitting*
Stranger: so that i can deflect any personal responsibility for my actions?
Stranger: i already finished high school
Stranger: and college
Stranger: i am not the one who needs help
You: And ur still Uptight
Stranger: you blame your mom
You: Never did i say
Stranger: but you are the problem
You: I blamed my mom
Stranger: ha ha
Stranger: i am so uptight!!
Stranger: i can't even deal with it, i am so uptight.
Stranger: good one. people who don't accept pissy excuses are uptight!
You: U seriously have problems....
Stranger: you are a genius
Stranger: i do
Stranger: one of them is that i hate lazy losers like you
You: More of a fact is
Stranger: you are a waste
You: That u keep wasting Comments
You: U say the same things
Stranger: you couldn't achieve anything even if you wanted to
You: Just add a new word
You: and its an Insult too u
Stranger: too u
You: Me i mean
Stranger: good job
Stranger: you really are iliterate
You: There u go again
You: Repeating the same thing
Stranger: who are you, reagan?
You: Why dont u try someone new?
You: Come on
You: Im waiting
Stranger: someone new?
You: 5 Mins to see if u say something new
You: Without the words
Stranger: like who, calista flockhart?
Stranger: so, you want me to say something new
Stranger: to someone new
You: Hate, Stupid, and Flockhart
Stranger: without using words
Stranger: you can really set yourself up for success
Stranger: regardless, i am still a high school graduate
Stranger: and you are still a loser
Stranger: you can't change
Stranger: that
You: Ur telling that to a High School Student?
Stranger: speaking of which, have you already applied to McDonald's?
You: I wouldnt mind
You: My gf works there
Stranger: oh Jesus, your life is so depressing
Stranger: you probably live in a trailer park
Stranger: and eat generic cereal
You: Actually no im leaving under ur bed
You: Living*
Stranger: i am very scared of the iliterate cookie moster
Stranger: so scary
You: So how long has it been
You: That u been trying to get me to Disconnect?
Stranger: i am still trying to get you to disconnect
Stranger: do it now!
You: Ur failing at it
You: Ill Annoy u some more ^_^
Stranger: oh but i am winning at something else
Stranger: try harder
You: Im not ur our Arguement is really "Winning" for either side
Stranger: i wish you were smarter
You: To bad
You: Deal with it
You: Dont like it
You: Just press that Square Button on the left
You: Come boy u can do it
Stranger: no i won't
Stranger: i will outlast you
You: Lol
You: Whats wrong with losing?
Stranger: i am winning and you don't even know why
You: Meh
You: If u dont wanna leave
You: Then
You: I
You: Will just stay quiet
You: and play a game and listen to music
You: Late
Stranger: go ahead and try
Stranger: it is beyond you
Stranger: also, i have to add that you are definitely a virgin
Stranger: good luck trying to change that.

Its a long Conv i just ignore him lol What an Ass