Naruto 367 Spoilers

[greenmoon666]

But the fakes are getting ridiculous... really...
Do people take pleasure in making them? Guess I'll give it a try.

Itachi vs. Sasuke

Sasuke tells Itachi that the time has come to settle their past. He said he has the weapon that will attack Itachi's weak spot.
Before killing him he needs to know why Itachi killed their whole family.
Itachi yells: "They hid my mascara!!! It was Maybelline! XXL Volume & Length Mascara!"
Sasuke looks horrified.
Itachi calms down and continues: "They also said that my being gay was just a "phase".
Jumping through a forest Kakashi sneezes.
Sasuke enter his super-special EMO mode and dark aura flames appear all around him.
"This is it Ni-san! Your one weakness!"
Itachi looks amused.
Sasuke pulls out a pack of peanuts.
Itachi screams. "NOOOoooo!!!!!!"
Sasuke laughs like crazy. "I finally understand! This is why! Isn't it ni-san? This is why mom never let me buy peanut butter!"
Itachi panics. "My allergies!"


TA-DA! That was my try.... sorry about that guys....

[Zetta]

But the fakes are getting ridiculous... really...
Do people take pleasure in making them? Guess I'll give it a try.

Itachi vs. Sasuke

Sasuke tells Itachi that the time has come to settle their past. He said he has the weapon that will attack Itachi's weak spot.
Before killing him he needs to know why Itachi killed their whole family.
Itachi yells: "They hid my mascara!!! It was Maybelline! XXL Volume & Length Mascara!"
Sasuke looks horrified.
Itachi calms down and continues: "They also said that my being gay was just a "phase".
Jumping through a forest Kakashi sneezes.
Sasuke enter his super-special EMO mode and dark aura flames appear all around him.
"This is it Ni-san! Your one weakness!"
Itachi looks amused.
Sasuke pulls out a pack of peanuts.
Itachi screams. "NOOOoooo!!!!!!"
Sasuke laughs like crazy. "I finally understand! This is why! Isn't it ni-san? This is why mom never let me buy peanut butter!"
Itachi panics. "My allergies!"


TA-DA! That was my try.... sorry about that guys....

hahahaha, LMAO, omg man that was hilarious im laughing too much man.

You should make a comedy manga.

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On a serious note, i think the spoilers have half lies and half truths. there is some truth to the spoilers.

[gdupninja]

hilarious . greenmoon that shit is funny

[sangar5729]

damn that is funy stuff!! good work! lolz!

[R4wr]

That spoiler would explain quite a bit..
But what about Itachi's nail polish?

[gdupninja]

That spoiler would explain quite a bit..
But what about Itachi's nail polish?

well i think all of akatsuki got it

[Jinoh]

source: mangahelpers

Posted @ NF

表紙なし

場面はナルト
ﾅﾙﾄ｢…いったいどういう事だってばよ…（何であのイタチが……）｣
サスケの服がついた鳥が飛び立つ
ﾅﾙﾄ｢とりあえず本体に情報を……｣

印を結び消えるナルト

場面変わり水月達
香燐｢！！サスケと何者かが遭遇したぞ！！｣
水月＆重吾｢！！｣
香燐｢サスケとチャクラの質が似ている……おそらくうちはイタチだ！！｣
水月｢うちはイタチ……
行こう！サスケ一人じゃ心配だ｣
重吾｢ああ｣
走り出す二人
香燐｢待て！！｣
突然水月の前に鬼鮫が現れ切りかかる
水月｢！！｣
水月が首切り包丁でガード
重吾｢こいつは……｣
水月｢……久しぶりですね鬼鮫さん｣
香燐｢(こいつが干柿鬼鮫…！！)｣
鬼鮫｢水月ですか……随分と大きくなりましたね｣
水月｢………｣
鬼鮫｢お兄さんにそっくりだ…｣
首切り包丁の柄を握りしめる水月

場面イタチとサスケに変わる
ｲﾀﾁ｢久しぶりだな…サスケ｣
ｻｽｹ｢うちはイタチ……俺は…お前を…｣
ｲﾀﾁ｢………｣
ｻｽｹ｢……殺す！！｣
千鳥を発動し走り出すサスケ
ｲﾀﾁ｢……サスケ｣
昔のサスケとイタチの回想が入る
次のページでイタチの胸をサスケの腕が貫通する
ｻｽｹ｢！！なぜ避けなかった！！お前ならそれくらい…！！｣
ｲﾀﾁ｢……避ける必要などない……｣
口から血を吐き倒れるイタチ
ｲﾀﾁ｢…初めからこうなる運命だったんだ｣
ｻｽｹ｢何を言って…｣
ｲﾀﾁ｢サスケ…結局…手裏剣の修行…見てやれな…かったな｣
ｻｽｹ｢…お前…｣
サスケの後ろにマダラが現れる
ﾏﾀﾞﾗ｢死んだか…｣
ｻｽｹ｢！！｣
ﾏﾀﾞﾗ｢馬鹿な男だ…やはりあの時お前の両親と一緒に殺しておけばよかったな｣
ｻｽｹ｢……どういう事だ……｣
ﾏﾀﾞﾗ｢……兄が馬鹿なら弟も馬鹿か…
最後まで一族殺しの犯人を兄だと信じて疑わなかったのだからな｣
ｻｽｹ｢……どういう事だ……｣
ﾏﾀﾞﾗ｢弟を守るために暁に入ったようだが無駄だったなイタチよ……
お前の弟の命はこのマダラが頂く｣
ｻｽｹ｢……どういう事だ！！！｣
マダラを睨むサスケの写輪眼の形が変わっていく描写で終わり

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Here's a summary of the spoiler -- by DarkLordOfKichiku @ NF. (I think it's fake to be honest).

- The Naruto that meet Itachi was really a Kage bushin.

- Team Hebi feels Sasuke's & Itachi's chakra and runs off to help him, but Kisame appears. He and Suigetsu talks a bit. Kisame mentions that Suigetsu is just like his older brother.

- Sasuke tells Itachi that he's going to kill him. He then charges at Itachi. Itachi makes no attempt to dodge and is impaled by Sasuke's Chidori. Sasuke asks why he didn't dodge. Itachi says that it wasn't necessary and that it was fated to end like this anyway. Madara appears. If I get it correctly, it is revealed that Madara was behind the killing of Sasuke's parents and that Itachi entered Akatsuki in order to protect Sasuke. Madara says that he's going to receive/take Sasuke's life, and his Sharingan changes shape/form.

[gdupninja]

ohhhhh. interesting if its real. good job ginova

[Jinoh]

i don't wanna see itachi die that fast yet, he's my favorite naruto character :(

[Red Hair]

all the spoilers seem kinda fake to me especially the one about the kenbyiko sharingan. lol