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    ɹǝʎʍɐן Я I Hand Banana's Avatar
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    Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex

    I thought I'd share this story with you all.

    A man caught performing a sex act with the hose of a car wash vacuum cleaner has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.

    Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing, the court ordered.

    The 29-year-old from Michigan, was sentenced Wednesday at Saginaw County Circuit Court, after pleading no contest to indecent exposure last month. Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on October 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

    The judge, Fred L. Borchard, scolded Savage in court for making Saginaw a national laughing stock with his widely-reported sexual adventure. 'I believe you owe the community an apology for what you've done,' Borchard said.

    Savage says that, since his arrest became public, he's been afraid to leave his house and has been unable to find a job. 'It's been horrible,' he told The Saginaw News.

    'I've been keeping my nose clean and staying out of trouble,' he added, making an unwise reference to keeping parts of his body clean.

    'He admitted to [performing the sex act with] a vacuum cleaner at the car wash,' Tony Savage, a relative, told The Detroit News.

    'He did it; he told me he did it. I told him, "You're a complete jerk." I don't know what the hell he was thinking.'
    Source: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...2&in_page_id=2
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    Gives a whole new meaning to the suck it dry phrase huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hand Banana View Post
    Gives a whole new meaning to the suck it dry phrase huh?
    LOL, that was sick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hand Banana View Post
    I thought I'd share this story with you all.



    Source: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...2&in_page_id=2
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    Gives a whole new meaning to the suck it dry phrase huh?
    lol
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    Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table

    And just when you think it couldn't get any worse.

    BELLEVUE, OH -- A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.

    The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.

    The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.

    Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.

    Police say Price lives near an elementary school.

    Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table when police questioned him.

    He confirmed to police the incidents caught on the DVDs and said he had also had sex with the table inside the home.

    Price faces four counts of public indecency. He is free on a $20,000 bond.
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    Source: http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/s...storyid=105778

    Talk about putting all your cards on the table. you got nothing on this guy.
    Hmmm I bet all four legs were in the air lol.

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    how the heck do you have sex with a table? i can imagine a vacuum hose would be appealing, not that ive tried..

    A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

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    Oh wonderful table,
    Oh table my love
    What a beautiful
    Table You are, You are,

    Oh wonderful table,
    Oh table my love
    What a beautiful
    Table You are

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    Quote Originally Posted by guy View Post
    how the heck do you have sex with a table? i can imagine a vacuum hose would be appealing, not that ive tried..
    You don't wanna know (and actually neither do I)

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    Must be one of those monobloc tables with a hole in the middle for the umbrella .

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    A table, eh? That's hawt :3
    To-love-ru >>> One Piece

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