Full script thanks to Himajin
Translation of the script by dirt monkey AL
Chapter 537: Buddha in Hell
Nami: Haa ... it's so hot in this place. It really is like hell.
Hannyabal: Nngh!!! Moro Sumi Smash!!! // uh ... I'll get back to this. let's just say he likes what he sees // A healthy, lively beauty! <3 <3 Wait though ...!! Ah? That quick tranny prisoner who just beat all the
guards is ... huh? Just who in the world are you ...?
Nami: Isn't it all right, big brother, for me to come here for a bit? <3 This sweat is so sticky. <3 Would you help me slip out of these clothes~?
Hannyabal really likes this.
Nami: Well, you could open this door, right? <3
Hannyabal: Yes, yes, ye~~~es! <3 Of course! <3
Opening the door, the two go inside.
Bon Kurei: That got you, huuuh?
Shows a hanging tied up Hannyabal.
Hannyabal: Unforgivable ...!! I won't forgive that tranny ...!!! It'd've been nice if it was the Warden's fault, but I can't believe he got the jump on me!!! And I want to be Warden.
At that time on Level 4, the Burning Floor, in the Warden's Office
Magellan: Ooh!! Oo~~~h!! I used too much poison.
Level 2: Beast Floor
[Yes, the prisoners have been detained in their cells, but there are still too many missing keys, so that'll be a little bit of a problem ...]
Level 3: Starvation Floor
Sadi: That guy they couldn't find (looking at a picture of Bon Kurei) Nmmm ~~~ <3 isn't here!! Hurry!! Catch him!! That tranny prisoner must be brought to this floor hnmm ~~~ <3 at all costs!!
Guards: Yes, sir!!
As time flows, Mr. 2, Bon Kurei is ...
Bon Kurei: ...?? Eh ...??
"Ooh, you're awake, big brother."
"You were sleeping quite a while. Won't you have a drink!?"
"New Comer! Kanpai!!" // In Japanese, New Comer kind of looks like a pun because it's similar to okama. //
"We saw you on the moniter. It was interesting. You have a strange fighting style!!"
Bon Kurei: What is this place ...?
Female(?): Why don't you take a seat. Which floor did you come from? There's a lot to eat here!!
Bon Kurei: Where are we!? Where's Straw Hat-chan!?
Female(?): Don't you remember escaping?
Female(?): Just relax. This is Impel Down.
Bon Kurei: That's not what I mean!! There's clothes, and cuisin, and sake here ... this is a paradise!!! ... That's right, I fought those wolves ... Then Straw Hat-chan rose up to face them and saved me with a
mysterious power ... then I lost consciousness ... So this is in a dream!? After that I froze to death, and this place is ... the other side!!?
Female(?): Well ... you're awake? You slept well for about ten hours now ...
Bon Kurei: Ten hours!? What did you say!? Who are you!!?
Female(?): My name is Inazuma // fun note, inazuma means flash of lightning // Excuse me. <3 Though I brought you here while you two were on the verge of freezing to death ...!!
Bon Kurei: Two ...!! Straw Hat-chan's here!!? Where!!? Is he safe!!? Are you jailers!? Where is this!!?
Inazuma: My, my, calm down ... I'll tell you what happened.
"Oh ... the lights have turned on."
"It's starting ...!! On the stage!"
Inazuma: Let's get in front.
Person on the stage: You slept well, Candy Boy ... No, Mr. 2 ... Bon Kurei.
Bon Kurei: ... What?? How do you know my name ...?
Person on the stage: Nm ~~~ ... You did well ... to come here. (swings hips) This is ... from Impel Down's sewer system ... the road that shouldn't be which you follow to procede to ... Paradi~~~ise!!! By all
means, enjoy yourself. <3 The sake, the weapons, and the games. There is nothing ... more free.
The audience is excited.
Person on the stage: Nmm ~~~ ... Oh, yes, today the jailers are clamoring away, prisoners have disappeared, and chaaaarmed away to Makai! But that's regrettable. Eeeveeeryooone! I'm here!! Nm ~~ fufu
... Is this not the Makai? Fufu ... Welcome, underground society, to Okamakai that nobody knows!
// Makai = Demon World (the hell they were talking about in the last chapter with the disappearances)
Okamakai = Tranny World //
The lights illuminate the person on the stage.
Person on the stage: Impel Down's Level 5.5! The prisoner's Secret Flower Garden!!! Aaa ~~~!!!! New Comer Land!!!! Heeehaaa!!!
[Kamabakka Kingdom Queen (Eternally Missing Number) Emporio Ivankov]
Bon Kurei: Who's this perverted army brat!!? // He may be referring to the leather - I'm not sure. //
Ivankov: ... Fuu .. aah, a moment, the tension's too much ... my ... my anemia is rising ...
Audience: Iva-sama, are you all right ~~~!?
Ivankov: It's not riiiisiiing!!!
Audience: "It's not!!?"
"What do you take us for!!?"
Ivankov: Nm ~~ Fufufu, I'm well!! Tranny!!! We're in New Comer Land!! Heehaa!!! Hah!!! Haha ~~~!!!
Bon Kurei: ... Could it be that you ... you are ... Iva-san ...!?
Ivankov: Ooo~~~h, my! Me!! You knoo~~~ow meee!?
Audience: "Wait, wait!! How did he know Iva-san so easily!!?"
"That's right. He's the King of New Comers, Iva-sama!!"
Ivankov: Say no more, Candies. Don't tease and fuss over the little things. What a problem to be teasingly called out. It's nothing to know my name ... if it's all right to take a shit, I won't take a shit ~~~~!!!!
Audience: "You're not!!!?"
"What do you take us for!!?"
Bon Kurei: ... This person is ... the Miracle Person ...!!! For whom I have continuously had so much ... respect and affection ...!!!
The door opened.
Man: So you were the Queen of Kamabakka Kingdom from the start ...!!! For fifteen years ...!! The king of my country was my father who ... walked all over the Kamabakka Kingdom ... and then went and
joined those trannies!!!! My country and home collapsed ...!!! Royalty like me had to stoop to piracy!!! My enemy's been here!! Before I've fallen into this degrading life, now, take this!!!
Ivankov: Agah!! Agagagagaga ... sto ... stop, please!!! You've taken out your weapon!! That's dangerous!! Dangerous trouble!!! I'm gonna die ...!! If you hit me, I - I ... I won't die!!!
Audience: "You won't die!!!?"
"What do you take us for!!?"
Then as he's saying that, the guyu shoots a cannon shell(?) at Ivankov.
Ivankov: Ooh~~~h ... Death Wink!!!
The wink makes it turn back on him.
Man: Eh? Guoo~~~oh!!!
Audience: ... He did it. That was Iva-sama's usual wink - the Death Wink!!
Ivankov: Nmm! ~~~ Fufufu.
Bon Kurei: A wi ... A wink sent back that shell!!?
Ivankov's before the man.
Man: Uuh ... Uwah!!!
Ivankov: Emporio Queen Le Monde!!! // This SEEMS to be Le Monde, but without the usual ド(do) at the end. Tell me if you think otherwise. //
Man: Guaa~~~ah!!! Aah!! You ...!! No way ...!!
Ivankov: My father became a woman ... isn't that all right?
Man: Ooh ... stop it ... You can't get right of me!!!
Ivankov: I had two mothers!! One daughter!! What, isn't that all right since I got along so well with them!!?
Woman: Stop!! Kyaa~~~ah!! How ... how embarrassing!!
Ivankov: Heehaa!!! I teased a bashful one, still, he should have kept his distance from the road of New Comer!!
Bon Kurei: ...!! That man ... became a woman ...!! He's surely the Miracle Worker ...!! He's the genuine article!!
Ivankov: Isn't it all right to be a man, to be a woman, to be a tranny - whatever you like!!? There is no boundary line for gender!! I have - no ...!! We have!! Already gone beyond!!! We're a new kind of
people!! New Comers!!! This is the garden of freedom!!! New Comer Land!!!
Bon Kurei: The Miracle Worker, Emporio Ivankov!!! It's an honor to meet you!!! It's so good that we've met!! Really great ... but I must seem so rude!! I have a favour to ask!!!
Bon Kurei: I must ask you to help my friend who's been poisoned by Magellan ...!!! There's no antidote, and his death is fast approaching on this level ...!! If you can, somhow save him!!
Ivankov: Is this about the Straw Hat Boy? We are prisoners. There's no one that can nurse such an injured guy back ...!! Do you know ... why your body has been healed? Because that Straw Hat Boy asked
it of me!!
Ivankov: Eh!!? Straw Hat-chan did ...!?
Luffy: Bon-chan ... saved me ... from the wolves ... please, heal him!!! I'm begging you ... he's my friend!
Ivankov: You surely would have died then ... if he hadn't said those words. I've never heard of such a friendship to bloom in this prison like a flower, they'd sooner wear another's skin like a demon. The
medical treatment for Straw Hat Boy already started ten hours ago!!!
Bon Kurei: Really!!?
Luffy: Uwaaaaaaaaah ~~~!!!
Ivankov: But it's rough. He's been inside the cave, screaming non-stop for ten hours ...!! After that, he'll suffer for two days.
Bon Kurei: !!?
Luffy: Ough!! Uuaa ~~~!!!