I'm going to go with Gibson, specifically the Les Paul. Heavy, chunky, one of the classic designs, and of course comes from the mind of the great man himself, a latter day Leonardo.
I like the creamy sound of the bridge pickup with the tone rolled off, I like that it hurts your shoulder, I like the history and the fact that it's old school, and I like the fact that it has no tremolo bar, any noise that can't be made with your fingers alone is part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor.
There's a Strat kicking about the house, but it's a three humbucker job with a rosewood fretboard, so it's hardly got a classic Fender sound. I love Telecasters though.
PRS, Parkers and so on I ain't got, but I would in instant if I had money.
Basses... Meh, it's a bass, who cares?
EDIT: I take it Ibanez getting so many votes because of their endorsees? They do have pretty much everybody. Satriani, Vai, Gilbert, even Marty these days.