The Great Akatsuki Theory

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Originally Posted by Asce

He's got a new custom title for it now.

Also, it's come to my attention that according to the chart, when two emo people mate (Itachi and Pain) you somehow arrive at a half-fish merman (Kisame).

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So if we get a half-fish merman to mate with another emo, I wonder what we'd get? I think we need some yaoi fangirls to make some SasukexKisame so we can find out what you get when a half-fish merman and an emo mate. I wonder if the offspring will be more fish-like?

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After discussion on IRC, we were able to determine what happens when certain characters mate.

A half-fish merman and another emo make a slutty female ninja (Karin).

A snake-man and a puppet-man make a medical ninja (Kabuto).

Therefore, we can conclude that Tsunade's dad is a slug-man (because slugs are similar to snakes, which is why she has big breasts) and her mom is Chiyo from the Sand Village.

This so called theory is a fake because itachi and sasuke's father is Fugaku not Pein

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Originally Posted by NarutoSageMode

This so called theory is a fake because itachi and sasuke's father is Fugaku not Pein

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Madara is the real Father. Didnt you see Maury last week? :stupid:

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Originally Posted by NarutoSageMode

This so called theory is a fake because itachi and sasuke's father is Fugaku not Pein

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I never said that Sasuke and Itachi's father was Pain. I said that Itachi is Pain's wife.

OK, this is long overdue but since this thread is ridiculous, yet somehow garners to curiosity of every single person on these forums, it's been hall of fame'd.