Ur Mama

Yo check this out yo. Yo your mom is soooo fat!!! Yo son, yo check it! Lemme tell you how you mom is soo fat! Your mom is so fat, she's fat!

Yo mom is like a boomerang. No matter how far I throw her away, she keeps comin back to me.

Your Mama so fat when she was born San Franciso had thier National Earthquake

Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says: Picture continued on other side.

"Yo mom so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo moms so old she still owes Jesus a quarter.

Yo mams so stupid she eats her food stamps.

Yo mommas so poor she cant even pay attention

your mom is so fat that when she stepped on the weight scale, it yelled GTFO!

your mom is so fat that she sat on zaraki kenpachi and he DIED

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!

Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.


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Yo momma so fat, when she went to sleep her bed started crying
Yo momma so lazy, she got tired of sitting

yo momma is so stupid that when she went to rob a bank she forgot the money

Yo momma is so poor, robbers break into her house and give her money

Yo Momma Is Like A Christmas Tree Everybody Hangs Balls On Her
Yo Momma So Fat When She Sit Down We Have To Add Another Country To The Map

your mom is so old i told her to act her age and she died.

Yo mama so poor her wedding ring was a Cheerio

Yo mama so ghetto her wedding cake was cornbread