Ur Mama

yo mama is so stupid that she say the The Yule Log on TV and thought that the TV was on fire.

yo mama so fat i hug her and suffocated

yo mama can`t do lap dance,she did once in a bar and all the guys Dead

Yo Mama is so stupid, yesterday she threw an Orange and shouted "come out Pikachu"

Your moms is like sakara stupid and irrelevant

your mama is like public transportation cheep, dirty, and every one gets a ride if they want one LOL

yo Mama so Fat,if they melted her down, they'd have enough oil to power Detroit for a month.

yo mamas so dumb she thought that she would get smarter by drinking bud wiser LOL

ur mama so huge every cinema have a sign said "1.423people or ur mama"

yo mamas such a hoe the situation would not even bang her.