Member Most Likely to be Gay Voting (semifinals)

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05-06-2008, 12:02 AM
Arhazivory

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeTheGold

Let me see...

*Whips out a crystal ball*

"Homo Hetero Bio et sexual, what is the orientation of the green and square? Homosexual or gay?"

The answer is revealed below:

Spoiler!

Green is the color of nature. Nature is the state of being that is undefiled by human corruptions, marriage laws, sexually transmitted diseases, birthday controls, discrimination of the gays, moral restrictions and falsified conception of marriage between a man and woman. It represents Redsquirrel’s inner desire of returning everything to its original state and be freed of his god given duty that is the breeding of little redsquirrels for the sake of maintaining the Earth’s population. Green is the color of freedom, the freedom to choose one’s own mate as nature originally was 4 billion years ago when gender did not exist. Hence, Green represents the desire of sex with a partner of one’s own image, such as that of another male, or just with himself.

Square is the bane of circle. Redsquirrel is clearly incompatible with round shaped objects. Accordingly to biology experts of human structure, females possess more round shaped sex organs than their male counterparts. Hence, the end result is obvious.

Spoiler!

Conclusion: Redsquirrel is definitely gay. Don't even fight it. Your homosexuality is as much of a permanent part of you as your boy under the hood.There is no shame to it.:laugh:

Gayness rating: 8.1/10

Yep, just pick your favorite shape.

The candidate with the highest gayness rating from me would be granted my vote. :P

Oh my....I've never looked at it in that light before. Now I'm eager to hear of Draciel's shape. Thanks for the analysis Duke, although I'm still sticking with my fuzzball not being gay.
05-06-2008, 01:11 AM
Redfuzzy

By your analysis though, I'm could be straight. I am very girlish, and hang out with a lot of girls.
05-06-2008, 03:15 AM
ReshenKusaga

Quote:

Originally Posted by redsquirrel

By your analysis though, I'm could be straight. I am very girlish, and hang out with a lot of girls.

not if you don't like girls! :O
looks like your pleads are working though, you've lost the lead XD
05-06-2008, 03:27 AM
Mikessc88

well now dracial knows not to pick square so its broken...
05-06-2008, 03:33 AM
DukeTheGold

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikessc88

well now dracial knows not to pick square so its broken...

You'll be surprised with just how many shapes I can work with. :laugh:
05-06-2008, 03:41 AM
Mikessc88

ah, well... you have my support
05-06-2008, 04:04 AM
Redfuzzy

If he picks something round now, Duke'll just say that means he's thinking about balls. Of course he would put it much more elegantly than that.
05-06-2008, 05:01 AM
Asce

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeTheGold

You'll be surprised with just how many shapes I can work with. :laugh:

...Fag.
05-06-2008, 12:03 PM
draciel

five points star

uhh I read what you wrote to Red lol I bet violet will be a pink transversion to an obvious desire of being a girl...lol
05-10-2008, 09:31 PM
DukeTheGold

Oops! Totally forgot about this contest! In the end, I didn't vote at all. http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/5360/ohbc5.gif

Sorry, draciel. Since the contest is over anyway, I am too lazy to write another analysis. But if it helps to make you feel better, your gayness rating is 8.755/10, a full 0.655 higher than Squirrel.http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/879/edufr5.gif

Oh well, you won anyway. So, congratulations! http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/7710/hohozq6.gif

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asce

...Fag.

Err...that just came out of nowhere... http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/7716/pekxd2.png

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