Survive and Kill the next poster

Simple game. Goes liek this.

I post some gruesome death for the next poster and in their post, they say how they survive it and also how they'd kill the next poster. Have fun.
eg:

Poster 1- Kill:Stab in the eye

2- Survive: Metal Eye patch
Kill: Push off the Eiffel tower

and on and on and on...


I'll start.

Kill: Poisoned mushrooms in your soup.

I dont like mushrooms at all so i would give the soup to my dog and wonder why he fucking died , dogkiller!!!!

A ninja midget squad under your bed wich will kill you at midnight

Survive: I sleep on a couch
Kill: Stinger missiles aimed at you, firing in 2 seconds.

Survive: Shunshin no jutsu (you didn't give me a lot of options there with your time limit lol)
Kill: I capture you in your sleep, force you to swallow a mini-grenade and leave you in a straight jacket.

S: i have Phasing powers so i just let it phase out of me after i phase out of the jacket.
k: a KAMEHAMEHA at point blank range.

Survive: Your Kamahameha was WEAK.
Kill: Force you at gunpoint to hold your breath till you die.

Survive: With instant transmission
Kill: I leave a live naked wire under your bedroom carpet and flood the room while you are asleep in it.

Survive: Thanks for nothing, killed my sister (WTH?, I don't even have carpet? so saved that way too), not me, I sleep in the living room. Now I'll have to explain that to family, friends, and cops.
Ultimate Kill: Instant transmission, at some random time, with my hand through your skull. Instant kill.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by The Spaz

Kill: Force you at gunpoint to hold your breath till you die.

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P. S. -You have to realize, this would never work. Literally impossible to die that way. You'd wind up having to shoot them either way.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by SCarred Luffy Lvl:Z

Survive: Thanks for nothing, killed my sister (WTH?, I don't even have carpet? so saved that way too), not me, I sleep in the living room. Now I'll have to explain that to family, friends, and cops.
Ultimate Kill: Instant transmission, at some random time, with my hand through your skull. Instant kill.

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simple i replace my self with an android.
then it explodes the second you try to kill him blowing up you and the surrounding 10 miles.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by SCarred Luffy Lvl:Z

P. S. -You have to realize, this would never work. Literally impossible to die that way. You'd wind up having to shoot them either way.

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well you die one way or another
survive: I use my magic fingernails to travel to a parallel universe in which 10 miles=0.000000000001 millimetres.
Kill: I encase you in a shield of energy which shrinks, leaving no gaps and kills anything when it comes in contact with it.