IRC Epicness (Read at User's Discretion)

DrX has set a number of "Welcome Back" messages that are automatically said in the channel when someone enters the channel. Gin0va's welcome back message is a edited version of the one I posted. Also, those events happened during a party in the staff channel, might be why you missed it.

This is from last week. I've just gotten round to caring enough to edit it. Its just taken ages to siphon out most of the crap.

Spoiler!

[03:18] <Asce> btw, i posted a reply to a guy
[03:18] <ninjastik> as dr asce?
[03:18] <Archiel> awesome
[03:18] <Asce> yep
[03:18] <ninjastik> you should just reply with this convo about boobs
[03:18] * Archiel goes to read
[03:19] <DD> asce how can you say i have 2nd grade language skills
[03:19] <Arhazivory> I read his reply looong ago
[03:19] <DD> there was like 3 typos there
[03:19] <Asce> DD, first of all
[03:19] <Asce> i have no idea who you are
[03:19] <Asce> so why don't we use our mangashare nicks hmm?
[03:20] <redfuzzy> no, I like my nick
[03:20] <Asce> you know
[03:20] <Arhazivory> DD...you're the guy
[03:20] <Asce> the way it says to in the rules?
[03:20] <Asce> # Use only your MangaShare username.
[03:20] <Asce> # Do not impersonate other users.
[03:20] <DD> because
[03:20] <redfuzzy> I don't remember that
[03:20] <Asce> http://www.mangashare.com/forums/new...1-12-08-a.html
[03:20] <DD> then averyone will know who sent the pm
[03:20] <DD> to doctah ace
[03:20] <Arhazivory> It's in the rules
[03:20] <Asce> Hooked on Phonics for you redfuzzy
[03:20] <DD> Asce*
[03:20] <Asce> so you learn how to read
[03:21] <redfuzzy> I didn't even look at them, shit I have to change
[03:21] <ninjastik> meh i change every so often
[03:21] <redsquirrel> yes, too much
[03:21] <Arhazivory> I've never changed
[03:21] <ReshenKusaga> lern2read
[03:21] <Arhazivory> My name is too cool
[03:21] <Arhazivory> ;)
[03:21] <redsquirrel> it's a bitch to pronounce

[03:24] <Asce> redsquirrel, you were actually fine as redfuzzy
[03:24] * redsquirrel is now known as redfuzzy
[03:24] <Asce> since the main point was so people don't confuse people
[03:24] <Asce> D and DD
[03:24] <Asce> are confusing
[03:25] <Asce> therefore, we have a problem

[03:25] <DD> but is D even a person?
[03:25] <Asce> DD change your nick
[03:25] <ninjastik> i thought D was a robot or something
[03:25] <redfuzzy> good I can use this, I took the time to register it
[03:25] <Archiel> i dont remember that
[03:25] <Asce> doesn't matter, change your nick
[03:25] <Asce> 10 seconds
[03:26] <Asce> 9
[03:26] <Asce> 8
[03:26] <redfuzzy> 8
[03:26] <Asce> ok you do the counting redfuzzy
[03:26] <DD> well well
[03:26] <UnDa> 765432
[03:26] <redfuzzy> 7
[03:26] <UnDa> 1
[03:26] <UnDa> kick >.>
[03:26] <UnDa> xD
[03:26] <redfuzzy> 123
[03:26] * Asce smacks his head
[03:26] <DD> dman it
[03:26] <Asce> such failures of counting
[03:26] <Asce> 6
[03:26] <Asce> 5
[03:26] <Asce> 4
[03:26] <Asce> 3
[03:26] <Asce> 2
[03:26] <Asce> 1
[03:26] * DD is now known as CC
[03:26] <Asce> ...
[03:26] <ReKu> >.>
[03:26] <CC> last second save
[03:27] <UnDa> >.> ur a pussy
[03:27] <redfuzzy> CC for clock crew
[03:27] <Asce> ok CC who are you
[03:27] <Asce> your forum name
[03:27] <CC> lol like i said
[03:27] <ninjastik> lol
[03:27] <UnDa> cc a pussy >.>
[03:27] <Asce> like you said...?
[03:27] <UnDa> he wont bcuz hes 2 cc >.>
[03:27] <ninjastik> CC is hot
[03:27] <CC> if i use my forum name everyone will know who sent you the pm
[03:27] <ninjastik> YOU ARE NOT HOT
[03:27] <ninjastik> it doesn't matter CC
[03:27] <Asce> that's your fault for admitting you sent the PM
[03:27] <ninjastik> :P
[03:28] <CC> lol
[03:28] <Asce> besides
[03:28] <thsv> this is gonna be good
[03:28] <Asce> $10 says you don't know who sent the PM
[03:28] <UnDa> u can make nother account
[03:28] <Asce> cause if you say a random name
[03:28] <UnDa> n change ur name 2 that new account
[03:28] <Asce> i'll know you're full of shit
[03:28] <UnDa> n u wont b breakin any rlz
[03:28] <UnDa> >.>
[03:28] <ninjastik> 100$ says i don't even know what any of the messages say
[03:28] <CC> wtf
[03:28] <ReKu> CC probably doesn't even have a forum account >_>
[03:28] <Asce> UnDa,
[03:28] <Asce> i'm pretty sure that's the 1st rule
[03:28] <Asce> Members are only allowed ONE account, you're only allowed 1 name change so try and choose your name carefully. Members found to have more than 1 account will lose them all.
[03:28] <UnDa> wht?
[03:29] <UnDa> oh lol
[03:29] <UnDa> xD
[03:29] <Asce> are you encouraging rule breaking?
[03:29] <UnDa> sorry >.>
[03:29] <redfuzzy> yes he is
[03:29] <Asce> CC, still waiting for your answer
[03:29] <redfuzzy> which breaks a rule
[03:29] <thsv> lmao
[03:29] <UnDa> didnt know that rule
[03:29] * D has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 360 seconds)
[03:29] <Arhazivory> I knew the rule
[03:29] <ninjastik> asce has the power of Kick ban D:
[03:29] <CC> sorry i missed the question
[03:29] <thsv> this is fun
[03:29] <redfuzzy> me too
[03:29] <UnDa> but theres no rule 4 stealin forum name
[03:29] <UnDa> xD
[03:29] <redfuzzy> CC WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FORUM NAME!!
[03:29] <Asce> CC, your forum name
[03:29] <Asce> lol
[03:29] <CC> oh
[03:30] <Arhazivory> fuzzball gettin all mad
[03:30] <CC> god damn it since it matters so much
[03:30] <ninjastik> Clausius Clapeyron!
[03:30] <ninjastik> lol jk
[03:30] * CC is now known as kron
[03:30] <kron> see you lost 10 bucks
[03:30] <Asce> lol
[03:30] <ninjastik> who the hell is kron
[03:30] <Arhazivory> *gasps inwardly*
[03:30] <kron> exacly
[03:30] <redfuzzy> no way
[03:30] <Asce> kron wasn't the guy who sent the PM

Spoiler!

Now why would you lie about being Doctah Asce's patient?

<Ninjastik> brb i'm getting my dog shot
<Ninjastik> her shots*
<Archiel> ...
<Ninjastik> :\
<Ninjastik> i was thinking of cod4
<Archiel> irc thread..you know that right
<Ninjastik> yeah :/
<Archiel> lol



It was purely his own fault.

<Demonia-nina> asce....can I maul ikki please?
<@Asce> go for it
<Ikki|Old> ...bitch..
* Ikki|Old mauls demonia first
* Ikki|Old kills demonia becase he can
* Demonia-nina ripps grabs ikki dick, twists and ripps it off
<Ikki|Old> you can't your dead~
<Ikki|Old> MWUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA~
* Demonia-nina is already dea din the first place
* Demonia-nina dumps it in the blender
<Ikki|Old> have fun with that...
<Ikki|Old> i'm a woman..
<Ikki|Old> how do i have a dick?
<Demonia-nina> .....
<Demonia-nina> o.o
<Ikki|Old> that's right
<Greg> LOL
<Demonia-nina> then how can you be ikki?
<Ikki|Old> because...
<Greg> you got pwnt
<Ikki|Old> i'm male
<Ikki|Old> but i'm female
<Ikki|Old> i'm ambiguous
<Demonia-nina> your a herm!?
<ninjastik> that's why you're old
<Ikki|Old> yep~
<Demonia-nina> XD

Lol~
-Ikki~

This was interesting...

* Unregistered (~Unregiste@246a3fd8.2470642c.cable.rogers.com) has joined #mangashare
<Unregistered> SASUKE DIES DUE TO BULIMIA!!!
* Unregistered (~Unregiste@246a3fd8.2470642c.cable.rogers.com) has left #mangashare

If anybody knows who this is, contact me cause I'm curious. I know he's from the land of Canadia already.

Yes that's right. I am placing a bounty on this person's head. Whoever tells me who this person is will get an unspecified reward.

:call:I'll call the army:guns:

Maybe we should ask Samus to hunt him down. (nintenfag FTW!!!! XD)

Gin0va's depravity knows no bounds

[19:06] <gin0va> redfuzzy, come in my ass too <3

thsv...you need to reveal that there's more to it than that:

14:05:24 | * Mister_Death shoves redfuzzy up ut2004player's asshole
14:05:30 | <Arhazivory> Ugh
14:05:33 | <redfuzzy> god help me
14:05:36 | <gin0va> ooh nice once
14:05:37 | <gin0va> one*
14:05:43 | <ut2004player> um
14:05:45 | <ut2004player> no
14:05:46 | <Arhazivory> gross...fuzzball you ain't coming home tonight
14:05:46 | * redfuzzy digs his way out
14:05:52 | <thsv> dirty dirty
14:05:52 | <gin0va> redfuzzy, come in my ass too <3

then a little later:

14:06:49 | <redfuzzy> ikki get your entire ass in here
14:06:59 | <ut2004player> =/
14:06:59 | <redfuzzy> I know its big but it'll fit
14:07:04 | <ut2004player> lol

a little more later:

14:07:39 | * Mister_Death shoves redfuzzy up ut2004player's asshole, then shoves ut2004player up gin0va's asshole
14:07:52 | <Arhazivory> tripple whammy'
14:08:04 | <ut2004player> eww
14:08:05 | * redfuzzy chews his way out killing both ginova and ut2004player in the proccess
14:08:23 | <ut2004player> nasty..

then, when I thought it was over:

14:12:01 | * Mister_Death shoves redfuzzy up ut2004player's asshole, then shoves ut2004player up gin0va's asshole, then shoves gin0va up thsv's asshole

I think we should probably be more worried about redfuzzy and Mister Death

thsv's misquote was win. Arzy's long conversation was just weeeird.