I agree with the Doctah. That was odd. If it had been Wingzy however.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Kikiz
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I agree with the Doctah. That was odd. If it had been Wingzy however.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Kikiz
Bra shopping in japan :o
[14:36] <+Queenofmuffins> My story is entitled, "Queenofmuffins attempts Bra shopping in Japan..."
[14:36] * @thsv sits up
[14:37] <@thsv> br..br....br....
[14:37] <@thsv> damn you
[14:37] <@thsv> lured again
[14:37] <+Queenofmuffins> Finally
[14:37] <+Queenofmuffins> So I'm shopping in Nakano Broadway today, (nerd central <3)
[14:38] <+Queenofmuffins> and there's a discount shops that sells underwear, with some very cute Japanese bra's for about \300 yen ($4)
[14:38] <+Queenofmuffins> I was like "HELL YES"
[14:38] <+Queenofmuffins> So I go in, and after awhile the old shop lady notices I'm just staring aimlessly at all the bras
[14:39] <+Queenofmuffins> She comes up and asks me my size, and I tell her, hoping she knows what that is in Japanese measurements
[14:39] <+Queenofmuffins> She has no clue
[14:39] <+Queenofmuffins> so she suggests a "fitting"
[14:39] <+Queenofmuffins> I say sure, why not
[14:39] <@thsv> she groped you?
[14:40] <+Queenofmuffins> She tells me to take my coat off, and so I figure a fitting- sure, some measuring tape around the chest?
[14:40] <+Queenofmuffins> There's no changing room
[14:40] <@thsv> :)
[14:40] <+Queenofmuffins> She tells me to take ALL of it off
[14:40] <@thsv> \o/
[14:40] <+Queenofmuffins> in the corner of the store
[14:40] <@thsv> \o/ \o/
[14:40] <+Queenofmuffins> Of course I was like "Uh...NO"
[14:41] <@thsv> boo
[14:41] <+Queenofmuffins> So she goes, "Don't worry. I'll hold up this and cover you"
[14:41] <@thsv> \o/ \o/ \o/
[14:41] <+Queenofmuffins> and holds up this bit of pratically see-through material
[14:41] <+Queenofmuffins> I can see her outline through it
[14:41] <+Queenofmuffins> but I figure that's enough privacy
[14:41] <@thsv> \o/ \o/ \o/ for the old perverted woman
[14:41] <+Queenofmuffins> except there's a mirror to my right
[14:41] * @thsv nosebleeds
[14:42] <+Queenofmuffins> She hands me this cute pink one, which is unfortunetly a Japanese D 75, and does not fit at all
[14:42] <+Queenofmuffins> And while I'm changing she keeps shifting around so the material keeps dipping up and down
[14:43] <+Queenofmuffins> I'm pretty sure she can see me but I figure, eh. She's Japanese and bathes in public. She's seen it before.
[14:43] <+Queenofmuffins> So she hands me more larger sizes to try them on
[14:44] <+Queenofmuffins> she hands me this Japanese E 85, which she pulls these "sponges" out of
[14:44] <+Queenofmuffins> and this is the bad but
[14:44] <+Queenofmuffins> *bit
[14:45] <@thsv> it gets worse?
[14:45] <+Queenofmuffins> it's a bit loose, so she goes "put the sponges back in" while I'm wearing it. I ask her how, expecting her to tell me, instead she grabs it, and shoves her hand under my bra to put it up there
[14:45] <+Queenofmuffins> I just got groped by a 65 year old Japanese woman
[14:45] <@thsv> \o/ \o/ \o/ for the old perverted woman
[14:45] * @thsv nudges Phixion
[14:45] <@thsv> i told you she'd never see through my disguise
thsv is definitely the most perverted
<thsv> excellent story QueenofmuffinsQuote:
Originally Posted by Phixion
<thsv> now
<thsv> can we verify Asce's whereabouts at the time this was happening?
<Phixion|afk> was that old lady wearing gay earrings and a necklace?
Woofcat Knows his Facts
<!Woofcat> Fun fact.
<!Woofcat> on D-Day the SS killed 12 captured Canadians
<!Woofcat> so for the rest of the war, Whenever we captured SS / Gestapo we shot them in the head.
<Chris200> What about the pther Captured Canadians?
<Chris200> other*
<!Woofcat> They were fine?
<Chris200> Were they?
<Chris200> they got scared for life
<!Woofcat> The SS got shot in the head, it was a fair trade.
LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Phixion
damn, i missed it..
Asce was busy pounding pussy that don't require him to renew his passport to enter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Queenofmuffins
Now where's the fun in not travelling ridiculously stupid distances in search of pussy and cheap booze?Quote:
Originally Posted by Asce
Says the guy who ended up drunkenly holding his dick in his hand as the 2 girls he was with left.Quote:
Originally Posted by thsv
... lol....
Good story queenie..
Phimosis and Smegma, killer combo?
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<Einlander[mobile]> phimosis > smegma
<[JUiCE]> .wiki phimosis
<[einbot]> [Wiki phimosis] Phimosis (fi-mo'sis, fi-), from the Greek phimos (f?ยต?? ("muzzle")), is a condition where, in men, the male foreskin cannot be fully retracted from the head of the penis. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phimosis
<Shinhan> eww
<Shinhan> .wiki dick cheese
<[einbot]> [Wiki dick cheese] Dick cheese may refer to: Slang term for smegma, a secretion of mammalian genitals; Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine, a cover band and comedy act http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_cheese
<Einlander[mobile]> phimosis + smegma is a killer combo
<[JUiCE]> LOL
<Einlander[mobile]> need a qtip to clean that