How to introductions thera are many ways to earn a thousand dollars?

How to introductions thera are many ways to earn a thousand dollars? I had to write an essay but I don't know how to write.Please help me!!! Thank you...

Welcome to Mangashare.

Simple really. Get a very high quality kyocera printer.

You have two choices from here on out.

1. counterfeit 100 dollar bills
2. download OP manga, print, bind and sell to Cross and Fenix :P

Unless they are the Japanese tanks that aren't out here in NY because Viz is a year behind. I don't really need to buy anything.

2. Or use said printer to print counterfeit fangirl sasuke art and sell to Roku for an inflated price

And as always
Step 3. Profit