$500,000,000 but you get kicked in the balls

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Originally Posted by DukeTheGold

Surgical removal is risky as you can get kicked while under the knife.

I recommend the good old fashion method of a big pair of scissors, a roll of bandage, a bottle of Russian rum and a cellphone with 911 on speed dial.

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dw I found us a loophole to that danger ^_^ Just wait til you have already had your 3 David Beckams to the nuts in the one day, then as long as you have the surgery before midnight you're in the clear! Phew

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Originally Posted by Uzumaki_Tim

dw I found us a loophole to that danger ^_^ Just wait til you have already had your 3 David Beckams to the nuts in the one day, then as long as you have the surgery before midnight you're in the clear! Phew

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What if they save it? Remember its random they can choose to do it anytime

True but the deal was 3 times a day, so once you get your third kick of the day you get a few hours of relative agony... I mean peace

WTF..!?! xDD
I think..no. Would be to annoying at all.^^

how strong are these kicks?

Even with a cup if a professional soccer player were to kick you in the nuts twice, it would prob break your pelvis - sure you could wear the whole armour thing, but its not like theres plate legs laying around, it would take a month to have them made.. by then its too late :(

I would do it if it was like a 10year old girls kick (where it would be more annoying then anything)

Now, if the kicker was Wayne Rooney, I would Not even consider it.. lol - he'd break bone