$500,000,000 but you get kicked in the balls

Suddenly, I felt life coming back to the forums. :3

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Originally Posted by DukeTheGold

So would you accept getting kicked in the head three times a day without warning at a random time of god's choosing instead? http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/879/edufr5.gif

Man up! No pain, no gain! http://laymark.com/i/m/m070.gif

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God no! I don't want to be brain damaged either. I'd rather be kicked in the balls than kicked in the head. Before I sign this contract of being kicked the balls, I would have to spend the day freezing my sperm. A brother do want to have kids.

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Originally Posted by Arbitrary

Suddenly, I felt life coming back to the forums. :3

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No, that's just my aura of awesomeness. :D

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Originally Posted by DukeTheGold

Girls are imba. http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/7716/pekxd2.png

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This'll probably cost me any bit of netspeak cred I have but... what's imba mean? ^^;

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Originally Posted by Arbitrary

Suddenly, I felt life coming back to the forums. :3

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All thanks to the power of the Brigade Chief's monkey army. http://laymark.com/i/m/m149.gif

Human army is too expensive to maintain. That's why I outsource the job to other species. I am way ahead of big fat corporations when it comes to the outsourcing game.
http://laymark.com/i/m/m137.gif

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Originally Posted by Jaiden

God no! I don't want to be brain damaged either. I'd rather be kicked in the balls than kicked in the head. Before I sign this contract of being kicked the balls, I would have to spend the day freezing my sperm. A brother do want to have kids.

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That's the spirit! Your brain is way more valuable than your balls! http://laymark.com/i/m/m087.gif

Although the opposite can be said for some certain other people! http://laymark.com/i/m/m044.gif

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Originally Posted by Queenofmuffins

No, that's just my aura of awesomeness. :D

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http://laymark.com/i/m/m071.gif




Muffins have aura?!!!

Does it make muffins better tasting? http://laymark.com/i/m/m075.gif

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Originally Posted by Queenofmuffins

This'll probably cost me any bit of netspeak cred I have but... what's imba mean? ^^;

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Imba means being imbalances. That means you are OP, which means overpowered. http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/879/edufr5.gif

Ever played any real time strategy games like Starcraft in which a particular unit is considered to be too powerful for its role?

I am a real Starcraft fan.

The fact that certain individuals of certain gender of certain species can be kicked in the crotch and not do a double flip barrel roll followed by ear drum piercing scream is an indication of imba. http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/7716/pekxd2.png

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Originally Posted by DukeTheGold

That's the spirit! Your brain is way more valuable than your balls! http://laymark.com/i/m/m087.gif

Although the opposite can be said for some certain other people! http://laymark.com/i/m/m044.gif

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Ain't that the truth.

I'd just have my balls removed for that kind of money. I've got no need for my seed anyways.

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Originally Posted by Sangaz

I'd just have my balls removed for that kind of money. I've got no need for my seed anyways.

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Surgical removal is risky as you can get kicked while under the knife.

I recommend the good old fashion method of a big pair of scissors, a roll of bandage, a bottle of Russian rum and a cellphone with 911 on speed dial.

Think I'll take back what I've said. Well, it is written, God said to "go and multiply".

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Originally Posted by DukeTheGold

Muffins have aura?!!!
Does it make muffins better tasting? http://laymark.com/i/m/m075.gif

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I wouldn't know. I'm not a cannibal who eats her own people. :O

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Originally Posted by DukeTheGold

Imba means being imbalances. That means you are OP, which means overpowered. http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/879/edufr5.gif

Ever played any real time strategy games like Starcraft in which a particular unit is considered to be too powerful for its role?

I am a real Starcraft fan.

The fact that certain individuals of certain gender of certain species can be kicked in the crotch and not do a double flip barrel roll followed by ear drum piercing scream is an indication of imba. http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/7716/pekxd2.png

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B-But... the money...! ;A;
I'll put some tennis balls down my pants and you can kick those? XD

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Originally Posted by wwdotcom

Think I'll take back what I've said. Well, it is written, God said to "go and multiply".

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I do believe that's an excerpt from the Bible for Bacterial Organisms.

They have a heaven too you know. http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/7716/pekxd2.png