I don't have balls to kick.
As a girl, it would be just plain weird if I did have balls to be kicked. :O
$500 mill, kthanxbai~~
What if you get the money but instantaneously pop some balls down there? :|
Hell yeah surgery can give me steel balls, he can kick me 2000 times then won't hurt me.
Hell no. Basically, you'll be spending the rest of your life with an ice-pack on your nut-sack which I believe over time would make you both sterile AND impotent (taking successive shots to the balls would cause them to rupture after a period of time...OUCH!). Neither of which I think is worth that kind of $$$.
If it were something else then I would say hell yeah. But your talking about being kicked in two things that are very special to me. Nope not me.
In fact, since you are rich, you can open a sperm bank JUST for you!
Imagine the banner: Franky's Sperm Bank. Comes in 24 colors and 48 flavors, for yours vagina truly. http://laymark.com/i/m/m027.gif
As for the scenario of your balls rupturing. As long as you take you pain pills and testosterone supplements, you can still live a relatively health life..
If something goes wrong. You may die in anguish, but in comfort knowing that you died rich at least.http://laymark.com/i/m/m087.gif
Man up! No pain, no gain! http://laymark.com/i/m/m070.gif
Maybe we should just ban all girls for being OP. http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/7716/pekxd2.png
The price will double too of course. Double the fun! http://laymark.com/i/m/m087.gif